JF Chit-Chats

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Jamaa mmoja alinunua KASUKU,,, Lakini alikua anamkera sana kwa kua alikua anatukana sana matusi makubwa. Akaamua amrudishe kwa mwenye duka alipomnunulia ili am'badilishie ampe kasuku mwengine...
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You Mom sardar singh same address South Puna, India My dear Jagjit, Subject: A letter from Me mom to my son Jagjit I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing...
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MAGAZETI ya udaku, ama magazeti pendwa kama wenyewe wanavyotaka yaitwe duniani kote, yana sifa mbalimbali, ikiwamo kutangaza uongo na hata umbeya. Pamoja na ukweli kwamba magazeti ya aina hii...
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."...
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Napenda kutoa maoni yangu ili nipate na yenu tafadhali. Akina dada/mama wanapenda sana kuvaa suruali hata kama haziwapendezeshi kwa baadhi ila kwa wale ambao wamejaaliwa ni uhondo mtupu. Chunguza...
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Nawatakia wachagga wote maandalisi mema ya x-mas tukutane MOSHI kuhesabiwa. Salamu sangu za x-mas natuma kwa, Maruwa, Nkya, kiwia, Mawalla, Masawe, Mangi, Mushi, Mamuya, Mosha,Muro, Marialle...
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Lion Hug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAk8Z8Bcsz8
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Conversation between a child and the Judge in court: Judge: Do you want to live with your mother? Child: No Judge: Why? Child: She beats me. Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad? Child...
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Ndugu zetu waganda hao!
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Uswazi girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her flat. She says: ''You come to the front door of the complex where I live Block 14, and look for unit A. With your elbow push...
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huyu mdudu aangalie nini sasa??
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Chelsea Clinton being used as a pawn in a racist dialogue. Will her mom complain? O bama's speech on race invites the nation to a conversation. Where we want...
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Whats that??? there was a little kid and she wanted to take a shower with her mom and her mom said es when they were in the shower the little girl looked up and said "mommy whats that?" and her...
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If you think the 18 Ugandan politicians who went to Ghana on October 21 did so solely to search for democratic solutions to Uganda’s problems, you are mistaken. The politicians drawn from all...
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Now picture this: Jumatatu asubuhi kwenye WEST WING mheshimiwa kawaita LUHANJO na mediocres wenzie akina SALVA et al wampe briefings then anamuuliza hivi ile website ya Ikulu imeishia wapi...
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said...
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