A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple...
One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. they made themselves look as
dirty...
NOT TO SHOW TO UNMARRIED GIRLS.............IT IS DANGER FOR THEIR MARRIED LIFE!!
DAUGHTER IN LAW
GREAT CONCEPTS OF THE NEW GENERATION :DAUGHTER IN LAW
It is a myth that when a son...
kuna mtoto mmoja alikuwa amepanda juu ya mti
kuangua maembe,wakati yuko bize na maembe,huku
chini,mchungaji akapita,akamuangalia yule mtoto.
akaona hajavaa nguo ya ndani,akamwambia we mtoto
hebu...
Don't get scared, it happens to everyone and it never kills !!
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will swallow 1/2 litre of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come...
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa amelewa sanaa, Akawa akipita sehemu ambayo sheikh anatoa mawaidha mazito kuhusu siku ya kiama
Sheikh. Ndugu zangu waislamu tumrejeee mwezi mungu, maana siku ya kiama...
What do you call an Indian looking out of a window? - Diri Shah
What about an Indian who does not finish his food - Baki Shah
An Indian standing on one leg - Balan Singh
An Indian who is a...
Warembo watatu walikuwa wakisifia majina ya wapenzi wao, hususan jinsi ya kufupisha majina pindi wanapotaka kuwaita.
Wa kwanza alisema boyfriend wake anaitwaTusamale, hupenda kumuita Tusa au...
An interesting Bus Ride.....!!!!!!
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar...
Dialogue between a haya patient and Doctor
Its worth reading the story.
Doctor: What happened to your arm?
Rwegumiza : I broke it.
Doctor : Where and How did that happen?
Rwegumisa ...
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong address, and without realizing he sent the mail...
Hivi ni kwa nini wanawake WAKITEMBEA BARABARANI utakuta chupi zao zinaonekana yaani wanavaa KK. NA HII IMEKUWA KAMA DESTURI HASA MAENEO YA MUJINI . HIVI NI KWA NINI?
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button on the keyboard marked 'Start' but there...