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kweli wahindi noma!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jossey1979, Mar 23, 2010.

  1. jossey1979

    jossey1979 Senior Member

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    An Indian man walks into a bank in
    New York City and asks for the loan officer.
    He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
    for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

    The bank officer tells him that the bank
    will need some form of security for the loan,
    so the Indian man hands over the keys
    and documents of new Ferrari parked
    on the street in front of the bank.
    He produces the title and everything checks out.
    The loan officer agrees to accept
    the car as collateral for the loan.

    The bank's president and its officers
    all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
    for using a $250,000 Ferrari
    as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
    An employee of the bank then
    drives the Ferrari into the bank's
    underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
    repays the $5,000 and the interest,
    which comes to $15.41.
    The loan officer says,
    "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
    and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
    but we are a little puzzled.
    While you were away,
    we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

    The Indian replies:

    "Where else in New York City can I park my car
    for two weeks for only $15.41
    and expect it to be there when I return'"

    Ah, the mind of the Indian...

    This is why India is shining
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Ujanja ujanja tu kila mahali hawa!
    Naliisoma hii zamaani sana, lakini nafurahi kuiona tena!
  3. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    Akili kumkichwa...!