A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to Introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, "Let's start...
NO. 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
NO.2
A man is dying of cancer...
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work...
Plans are already at an advanced stage for the Swahili language to be incorporated in MS Applications. Lets take a sneak peek at developments so far: Its the high time you buy a kamusi as...
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call...
Samuel Etoo spends $1.3m on designer watches for teammates
By Ryan Bailey
Samuel Eto'o loves money. He loves it so much that he almost blew his move to Inter Milan last year by demanding a 15...
At dawn the telephone rings. 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.'
'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'
'Um, I am just calling to...
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says 'how ya doin'?'
Paddy says ' okay but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, my feet...
Na Mwandishi Wetu
Msanii wa kiwango cha Kimataifa nchini, Steven Charles Kanumba anazidi kunganganiwa na skandali za kuwafaidi warembo anaocheza nao filamu mbalimbali za Kibongo, Ijumaa...
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second...
Judge: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge...
OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.
The doctor gave the...
Johnny wanted to have s@x with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me...
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