JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A saltwater crocodile called Dirty Harry has used his supposed psychic powers to predict that Julia Gillard will win Saturday's tight general election in Australia.
The reportedly...
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Mume: Mke wangu nikifa utaolewa tena?
Mke: Ndio, itategemea.
Mume: Utampa gari yangu aendeshe.
Mke: Mh! Nadhani.
Mume: Utamuacha akae kwenye kiti changu sebuleni?
Mke: Labda.
Mume: Utamuacha...
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One evening a
> husband and wife were in bed.
> > The husband was
> reading a book, and the wife was watching TV.
> The husband reaches over and puts his hand in
> his wife's panties
> then...
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There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.
Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was...
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Wanasiasa 10 walipata ajali mbaya alitokea mkulima mmoja alichimba shimo na kuwazika, Polisi walikuja na kuanza kumhoji;
Polisi:Uliona ajali?
Mkulima:Hapana, nilikuta imeshatokea na maiti...
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved...
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A Swedish motorist caught driving at 290km/h (180mph) in Switzerland could be given a world-record speeding fine of SFr1.08m ($1m; £656,000), prosecutors say.
The 37-year-old, who has...
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Jamaa katoka na mbinu mpya ya kutafuta kazi
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Job seeker hits the streets to beat unemployment
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Jamaa m1 alimpa mimba binti wa kichaga, baba wa binti alimind sana akataka amfanyie kitu kibaya!ikabidi jamaa ampoze mzee kwa kumpa ahadi nono!
JAMAA:Mzee kweli mm ndo nimempa mimba mwanao na wala...
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Mume na mke walienda kwa mshauri kuhusiana na matatizo ya ndoa yao. Walipofika, mwanamke akaanza elezea kwa muda wa dakika 15 kuhusu kero azipatazo.
Alipomaliza, mshauri akanyanyuka kwenye kiti...
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Dear Friends
Just to let you all know I have resigned and I am MOVING to CAPE TOWN.
I can't afford to have two houses . My new house is now available for renting.
In case you know...
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YouTube - Keep Your Mobile Away when Ironing
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Guys, have your say...
Bwe he he he..
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YouTube - Don't leave your laptop, in Grandma's hands
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huu kutumiwa kama wimbo wa taifa wa zanzibar ijayo
YouTube - Taarab: Paka mapepe
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Mzee mmoja alioa wake wawili na alikuwa anaishi nao nyumba moja.
Siku moja usiku alipokuwa kwa mke mdogo na kupeana HAKI YA NDOA, bi mdogo UTAMU ukamkolea na akaanza kulalama kwa sauti kubwa
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Imekuwa kawaida yetu kutumia english kuonesha tunavyoielewa lugha hiyo vizuri.Tatizo ni kwamba tunatumia baadhi tu ya maneno ilhali mengine hatujaribu kuyatumia kamwe.Wakuu naomba mnisaidie...
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