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Coincidental Coincidence!!!! kweee kweee kweeee!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtu wa Pwani, Sep 12, 2010.

  1. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    > >At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives
    complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks
    him,'What the hell did you do to your back?

    > >The patient replies, 'You know that I am a bouncer
    ata local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat
    quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
    someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying
    naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the
    balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from
    the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was
    dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I
    strained my back'.

    > >The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in
    a car wreck. The doctor says, 'My previous patient looked bad, but
    you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?'

    > >The 2nd
    patient replies, 'You know I have been unemployed for a while
    now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day
    at my new job.
    I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out
    of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't
    believe it but I was hit by a fridge'.

    > >The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than
    theother two patients did. The doctor was shocked.
    Again he asks, 'What the hell happened to you?'
    'Well I was sitting in a fridge and ......!!!!!!

  2. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    kweee kweee kweeee
  3. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    heee! aliua ndege wawili kwa jiwe moja!
  4. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    Hahha dokta itabidi awe hakimu lol!:becky::becky: