Mtu wa Pwani
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- Dec 26, 2006
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> >At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives
complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks
him,'What the hell did you do to your back?
> >The patient replies, 'You know that I am a bouncer
ata local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat
quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying
naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the
balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from
the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was
dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I
strained my back'.
> >The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in
a car wreck. The doctor says, 'My previous patient looked bad, but
you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?'
> >The 2nd
patient replies, 'You know I have been unemployed for a while
now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job.
I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out
of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't
believe it but I was hit by a fridge'.
> >The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than
theother two patients did. The doctor was shocked.
Again he asks, 'What the hell happened to you?'
'Well I was sitting in a fridge and ......!!!!!!
complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks
him,'What the hell did you do to your back?
> >The patient replies, 'You know that I am a bouncer
ata local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat
quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying
naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the
balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from
the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was
dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I
strained my back'.
> >The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in
a car wreck. The doctor says, 'My previous patient looked bad, but
you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?'
> >The 2nd
patient replies, 'You know I have been unemployed for a while
now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job.
I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out
of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't
believe it but I was hit by a fridge'.
> >The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than
theother two patients did. The doctor was shocked.
Again he asks, 'What the hell happened to you?'
'Well I was sitting in a fridge and ......!!!!!!
LOL!!
