Mtu wa Pwani
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- Dec 26, 2006
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An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and
all the baggage must be thrown out.'
A little later, the pilot says: 'We're still losing altitude; we must
throw anything out that is in the cabin'.
The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot: 'Still going down - we must throw out some people'. There's a big
gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: 'But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in
alphabetical order. So...
A...Any Africans on board ?'
No one moves.
B... any Blacks on board?'
No one moves.
C... any Caribbean on board?'
Still, no one moves. A little black boy - asks his dad: Dad,...what are
we?
Dad: 'Tonight son, we are Zanzibaris!'
The pilot says: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and
all the baggage must be thrown out.'
A little later, the pilot says: 'We're still losing altitude; we must
throw anything out that is in the cabin'.
The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot: 'Still going down - we must throw out some people'. There's a big
gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: 'But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in
alphabetical order. So...
A...Any Africans on board ?'
No one moves.
B... any Blacks on board?'
No one moves.
C... any Caribbean on board?'
Still, no one moves. A little black boy - asks his dad: Dad,...what are
we?
Dad: 'Tonight son, we are Zanzibaris!'
Luck is where opportunity meets preparation!
