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Wana JF naomba wenye uelewa sahihi wa uhusiano wa JK na mama Zakia make nijuavyo mimi kisiasa yule mama hana jipya la kutusaidia watanzania wala CCM, lakini ninachojiuliza ni namna alivyomteua...
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
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Hi friend, Please read carefully and apply instructions The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted...
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A prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any...
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Little Johnny Jokes Little Johnny sticks it out The Little Johnny was 8 years old when his parents decided to have him circumcised. After a few days of recovery, the boy went back to school...
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Tusker baridi upo mbona kimya sana , makonyagi naye simsikii au bado amelala????????? Special for you Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the...
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The man was called Danger because women were attracted by his handsomeness. He was the grand master of seduction. He dressed, laughed and even danced with a motive to attract women. The man who...
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Kwa heshima na taadhima naomba uweke hii habari hapa kwani sitaki tukio kama hili lijitokeze kwa mtu mwingine, naomba sana naomba sana, Juzi jumamosi tarehe 4/12/2010 tulikuwa na harusi ya...
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Kuna jamaa kitaa alikuwa na tabia ya kula chabo, siku moja akawa anachungulia kwenye tundu kwa zamu yeye pamoja na mshkaji wake, baadae ikawa zamu ya jamaa jamaa kuchungulia kumbe mzee wa shughuli...
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kulikuwa na watu kumi na moja wamening'inia kwenye kamba iliyoshikiliwa na helikopta, kati yao mwanamke alikuwa mmoja . Kutokana na uzito wao kuelemea kamba ikabidi washauriane ili mmoja wao...
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Mavi sio msumali ila ukiyakanyaga lazima uchechemee
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Kulikuwa na shindano la familia yenye watoto 10 itapewa zawadi ya tshs milioni kumi..baba mmoja mwenye watoto tisa akamuita mkewe na kumuomba samahani kuwa ana mtoto wa nje mmoja hivyo akamchukue...
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Ukichoka kuogea unapika na wali wa Nazi.....Multipurpose!!
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Marekani walitengeneza mtambo wa kugundua wezi,Wakafanyia majaribio kwa nchi nne za africa . South Africa ulichukuwa siku saba ukakamata wezi wanne, Nigera siku moja wakamatwa wezi 30...
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Mtu mmoja anatafutwa na ghesi la bholis yeyote atakae muona atapata zawadi ya kunusa kikwapa cha mlevi wa mnazi au komoni na kifungo cha miaka 800 jela.huyu mtu ni mlefu kama nguzo za...
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There are currently 5448 users online. 887 members and 4561 guests Most users ever online was 16,925, 1st November 2010 at 05:40 PM.
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Hamezwi mtu hapa nishafunga geti
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Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and...
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"Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear." – Harold Coffin... "Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction." – Al Bernstein...
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Imekuwa ni kawaida wakati wa safari ndefu, dereva anasimamisha basi porini ili abiria wachimbe dawa. Sasa siku moja nilikuwa nasafiri. Tulipofika kwenye kuchimba dawa, nikasikia katoto ka kiume...
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