Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she...
A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When
he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked him and
took command of his vehicle.
On frisking him they failed to get any money and...
A Paraprosdokian
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or...
Baba: Mwanangu, baba yako ni tajiri wa fedha, akili na busara. Kila utakacho kwangu nitakupa
Mwana: Nitafurahi kama utajenga daraja kutoka Dar hadi visiwa vya Madaska
Baba: Itakuwa ngumu maana...
Three mice are arguing on who is the toughest.
First mouse:-am so tough when they put a mousetrap i lift the spring and eat the bait.
Second mouse:-am so tough i usually do pushups using the...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual...
There was a Zambian girl who got married to a Chinese man, after two months
in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; the
Aunt at the funeral came crying.`I KNEW...
Some body died in the US and immediately he found himself wearing dirty white clothes standing in front of an Angel. This Angel was in charge of directions as to whether some one should go to...
Nimetafakari niiweke wapi hii story niliyotumiwa na rafiki yangu nikaona labda hapa sawa:
‎Haya tena wandugu katika peruz peruz zangu nimekutana na sababu
nzuuuri za kukufanya wewe na mimi...
Confessor: I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard!
Priest: That is very wrong.
Confessor: Would you like to accept it, Father?
Priest: Certainly not- return it to the man whom you...
Mama mwenye nyumba mmoja alijikutwa akipatwa na kinyaa na kupandwa na hasira baada ya kumhoji mtumishi wake wa nyumbani kuhusiana na kumalizika mara kwa mara kwa vijiti vya kuchokonolea nyama...
A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom .
She looks at his privates and points at his cork and asks "Dad
what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.
Your Son...
kipindi hiki cha uchaguzi ni wakati wa mavun kwa wanahabari ili wawaandike vizuri mafisadi lakini hata hivyo wananchi wameshtukia mafisadi na wanataka kuchukua nchi yao
Long live wapambanaji