Hii si utani...imetokea leo nilipochukua taxi toka Magomeni, nikasimama pale Turiani schoo kisha nikaunganisha hadi Shopers plaza.
Mimi : Bei gani hadi hapa?
Driver : Elfu kumi na tano
Mimi...
The interviewing TAKUKURU agent said, "To be in the TAKUKURU you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this...
AMvuta Bangi karejea nyumbani kwake Usiku, akamkuta mke wake kalala na Chupi yenye Ki-mkanda tu kwa nyuma (Bikini), jamaa akaanza kucheka mpaka mke wake akaamka na akamuuliza, unacheka nini? Jamaa...
Mwita decided to go on a safari in Serengeti. He took his faithful pet Magata dog along for company.
One day, the Magata starts chasing butterflies and before long the Magata discovers that he...
Katika pitapita zangu mitaa ya Mpitimbi nilikutana na jamaa yangu Ngonyani nami kwa heshima yangu ya kinyamwezi nikamsalimia shikamoo mjomba,akanijibu "Malihabi mjombi ,hujambi?"Akimaanisha...
Naomba uniazime Tsh. 300,000 tu nina shida nazo hasa kesho, nitarudisha baada ya ijumaa ya next wk! Help me please. I know you have it. Alisikika mlevi 1 akiiomba mashine ya ATM saa 6 usiku...
Watu wengi wanapenda kusheherekea mwaka mpya bila ya kujua kama unasheherekea kukaribia kwa kifo chako mana kila siku zinavyo sogea kifo ndio kinazidi kukaribia mimi kila unapo kuja mwakampya huwa...
Tulianza kama utani. Awamu hii tulikuwa kitandani. Nikimgeuzia huku yumo nikibadili mchezo yumo. Duh! Imekula kwangu leo! Nikampa viwili vya fasta kwanza kisha nikamuuliza "UNA MAVI . .?". Akasema...
mzee mmoja wa kiarabu aliekuwa anaishi Tanga mjini alitaka kwenda kutembelea kijiji kimoja kinachoitwa mtibwani kilichoko mkoa wa Tanga, kwa kuwa hakuwa na mwenyeji ktk kiji hicho akawa...
Heri ya Mwaka Mpya wana JF nashukuru Mungu kwa kutulinda na kuvuka mwaka .....Mungu Ni mwema kwa mema yake aliyotutendea!
Wana JF kwa mwaka Mzima uliopita ni AVATAR gani iliyokuvutia mara uionapo...
Prince Charlesa litembelea Mirpur huko India wakati wa tetemeko la ardhi.Akakutana na mtu wamefanana sana kama pacha wake,akashtuka na kushangaa.
Kwa heshima na taadhima
Prince Charlesa:-Mama...
1. A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says
I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking.
The man says. I am in the process of quitting.Right now
I am in the middle...
Hivi huyu JK hiyo kasika mkononi ni nini?sio simu jamani?? mhh labda mi sijui protokali lakini nina swali juu ya huyu mzee kupenda kuchat chat kwenye simu
Wana JF Merry x mass najua kila mmoja wetu leo amefurahia sana sikukuu na kwasasa umejipumzisha nyumbani ukitafakari mambo mengine na kuingoja siku ya Boxing Day iliufungue zawadi ulizoletewa...
Newly married husband saves his wife's no in his mobile as "MY LIFE or HONEY".
After 1 year of marriage changes to "WIFE"
After 2 years of marrige changes to "HOME"
After 5 years of marrige...