A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The...
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
"TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to...
A drunk guy staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession
box and says nothing.
The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man
says nothing.
The priest...
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1...
An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally...
Kuna hii Audio ya Mchina wa Botswana anayepiga simu kuita jamaa wanaouwa MENDE. Warning: Unaweza kuvunja MBAVU au kufanya fuji kazini kama hujawahi ISIKIA. Hivyo, kabla hujasikiliza, tafadhali...
Haki ya nani wallahi, nimemmiso sana prezdaa wangu JK na 1st Lady wetu wa ukweli, Mama K! Nani kawaona hivi karibuni? Well, nawapa Hi, popote walipo....wajue tupo watanzania wengi sana nyuma yao...
Mke na mume walikubaliana wakitaka kula tundi watatumia lugha ya iusuyo "kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe.Basi siku moja walikua wamegombana hawasemezani. Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako...
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story listened to her prayer which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."...
Hivi wapenzi, mtu unakua na mpenzi wa toka enzi hizo mko vijana anaondoka anaenda kusoma anarudi mnaanza tena mahusiano anakwambia anataka mzae unamwambia subiri kidogo nimalizie mambo Fulani...
HARUFU YA UCHAGA SEASON 2
Mkuu, kama unaikumbuka stori yetu ya harufu ya uchaga....sasa hii ni Part II.
Kinyozi wetu mndengereko baadaye aligundua kuwa mtoto aliyezaa na mchaga anamzidi...
Jamaa mmoja kaoa mwanamke wake kutoka kijijini, siku hiyo kafungua nyumba yake mpya, kazindua gari lake jipya na wakati wa kufanya tendo la ndoa akavaa condom, basi yule mke wake akawatumia...
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Sweet Little Poem.
A fart is a pleasant thing...
It gives the belly ease...
It warms the bed in winter...
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet...