hapo zamani za kale kulitokea ubishani wa muda mrefu kati ya chupi na socksi nani anapambana na harufu kali,ubishani ulikuwa mkali hadi wakapigana na kuumizana ,eti wanajf hebu tuwaamulie kati ya...
Baada ya kumaliza ibada ya jumapili, padri mmoja alitoka kwa ajili ya kupunga upepo. Akiwa katika matembezi akakutana na watoto watatu wakigombana. Walikuwa wananyang'anyana kitoto cha mbwa. Yule...
Tutaendelea na utaratibu wa kupiga mabomu kila jumatano kuanzia saa 2:30 mpaka saa 5 usiku mpaka watanzania kwa hiyari yenu mtakapo kubali deni la dowans lilipwe. Baada ya kuanza na maeneo ya...
nimekuwa nikiangalia kipindi cha vioja mahakamani kutoka kwa ndugu zetu wakenya they are so creative na kila kipindi kinatofautiana na kingine kweli wanajua sana mambo haya
Tumetengeneza ringtone mpya ,na anayehitaji andika neno GONGO acha nafasi andika MBOTO kisha tuma kwenda JESHI malizia na alama ya # ,hapo utapokea milio ya mabomu ktk simu yako ,je unahitaji hyo...
Kevin wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Kevin got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have...
Nianze kwa kuomba r.i.p kwa marehemu wote wa mabomu gongo la mboto ,na majeruhi wawahi kupona mapema,but kweli vita mbaya yani ktk kimbia kimbia kila mtu kuokoa roho yake kuna mama mmoja amejikuta...
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I am speechless, a must read for all ladies
Men please send to all your sisters and wives.
My friend Irene, is a PA working in a Lawyer's office in Westlands.
Two...
Jamaa kijiweni aliona demu mmoja kali sana anakatiza mitaa..jamaa kumuangalia akaona kuwa ana mimba kama ya miez kadhaa.jamaa kamuuliza.dada hio ni mimba? Mdada kajibu ndio kwani kulikoni? Jamaa...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani
waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda
kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...
They are stopped by the police
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail...
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your office.
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We...
Ni kituko 1947 Meli moja ilizama na jamaa kutahamaki yupo lisiwani peke yake na upanga tu. alichoamua ni kukata miti ili atengeneze chetezo/ngalawa aendelee na safari ili arudi bara. Hamadi...
utani: Yaliyomkuta mlokole porini
Mlokole mmoja alikuwa anafukuzwa na simba porini. Alipojua kuwa hataweza kumwacha simba akamwomba Mungu ili simba yule naye aokoke. Aliamini simba mlokole...
Siku moja mlevi alipanda daladala iendayo Gongo la Mboto kwa kujikokota na akakaa karibu na bibi kizee mmoja. Bibi kizee akamwangalia yule mlevi toka juu hadi chini na kisha kumwambia "Mwanangu...
Wawindaji wawili na wauzaji maarufu wa ngozi za chui mkoani arusha walikubaliana kwenda porini kuwinda. Kufika kule, wakafikia kwenye kibanda chao walichokijenga maalum kwa kujihifadhi kipindi...
Mademu wawili walikuwa wanakoga pamoja ndipo Demu#1 alipopigwa na butwaa Demu#1:He!we mbona hauna ma**zi? Demu#2:We uliona wapi njia inayopitwa kila cku ikaota nyac?