1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club
and two balls.
2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the...
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking...
A BMW asks a Volks Wagen Beetle " why are your eyes out of your body ? "
She replied " let them put an engine in your ass and see what happens
to your eyes
Ongezeko la wachina K/Koo ambao ni wamachinga litasababisha kuongezeka kwa machotara kedekede baada ya miaka 25, nahisi majina yatakuwa kama ifuatavyo.
1.Masawe ji sung
2.Donggwakisa shunhui
3.Hua...
Rose1980: namkumbuka sana huyu dada knye michango yake mizuri sana, muda mrefu sijamwona na kajicho ka kukonyeza naomba mwenye taarifa zake atujuze au kama kala ban tujue au yupo na id nyingine...
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,
and the third is full of lions that...
For a couple of years now many Africans have been
blaming and lamenting a lot for a lack of sleep, just
simply because of too much pressure from job, poor
blood, but now I found out the...
Salamaleko.
Sisi ni wana maombi na ktk moja ya kazi zetu nikuliombea taifa sasa akuna kitu kibaya kama kuombea taifa ukijua kiongozi wako anaumwa na ujui anaumwa nini
babu wetu wa...
Kweli magonjwa yako mengi na tunajua kila mtu anayekwenda kule kwa Babu Loliondo anataka kupata ile dawa ili apone maradhi sugu kama babu alivyosema kua dawa ile ambayo ameoteshwa na Mungu kama...
KIJANA aliyejeruhiwa juzi na Simba huko Mbagala Kuzuiani amebainisha kuwa aliponzwa na fulana nyekundu aliyokuwa amevaa siku hiyo ya tukio.
Akiongea akiwa wodini katika taasisi ya MOI Muhimbili...
Kulikuwa na wagonjwa katka hospital moja wamekaa wanamsubili doctor atoke kula chakula cha mchana mara aliporud akaingia ndan na mgonjwa wa kwanza kwny bench akainuka na kuingia ndan walianza...
kuna Jamaa ameoa, cku moja waligombana sana kiasi cha kutoongea.Ilipofika ucku walilala, lakini Jogoo wa Jamaa akawa anataka kupanda, shida ikawa atamwambiaje Mkewe, basi Jogoo akawa...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the green-house out back. But then they heard voices- three men had broken into their greenhouse...
Kuna jamaa ana Gari aina ya Pick up anapotoka ktk mizunguko yake huwa anampakiza mbwa wake mbele na Hboy wake nyuma basi leo akapata ajali na kufa papo hapo, ndipo Traffic ikabidi akamuulize jamaa...
Jamani kuna watu wanadhani JF ni ya siasa tu kwa hiyo tunaoandika udaku na utani na mengineyo wakati mwingine wanatuambia tusiandike upupu humu.
Hapa silalamiki ila natoa angalizo kuwa tunaogopa...
Kuna tetesei kuwa babu wa Loliondo amesikia vilio vya wagonjwa kulingana na umbali na taratibu za ugawaji dawa. Baada ya hayo babu ameamua kuhamia katika mji wowote nchini kwetu na ndio ambampo...
Jamani jana nimeona huko nyumbani bongoland vigogo wa serikalini wananunua petroli wanajaza fulu tenki, halafu wanajaza kwenye magaloni wanakwenda nayo nyumbani. Leo kamera zangu nilizozitegesha...
A dying US soldier in Iraq>Wish i could kiss USA flag before i die.
NURSE>I have a tatoo on my butack(bum),Man kisses her bum & says
Please turn i want to thank bush too!!!!:busu