Embu nigongeeni Thanks kwa mara ya kwanza jamani wana JF

[Rural Swagga]

For a couple of years now many Africans have been
blaming and lamenting a lot for a lack of sleep, just
simply because of too much pressure from job, poor
blood, but now I found out the real reason:
We're tired because we're overworked. Here's why:

The population of Africa is 800 million:
200 million are retired.
That leaves 600 million.
There are 200 million in school.

Which leaves 400 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 100 million employed by the
government.
Leaving 300 million to do the work.
50 Million are in the armed forces & related jobs.

Which leaves 250 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 150 million people unemployed.

And that leaves 100 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 50 Million people in
hospitals.
Leaving 50 Million to do the work.

There are 20 Million people in prisons.
Leaving 30 million to do the work.
1 Million are Chiefs, Kings, Queens, Presidents,
Ministers, Pastors,
Voodoo or Juju Masters.
Leaving 29 Million to do the work.

Now, 28,999,998 Africans are out of Africa. In Europe,
USA, Asia etc.
That leaves just two people to do all the work.
You and me
... and you're sitting on your ass, at your computer,
reading this joke
instead of working............
play your role wisely!

Cheers!

 

[Mpevu]

Mkuu,
Unahitaji 'senks' tu kwa hii thread yako?

 

[Rural Swagga]

Mkuu,
Unahitaji 'senks' tu kwa hii thread yako?

hapana Mkuu ,unagonga senks na unamwaga comment vile vile

 

[Washawasha]

mie mbona niko kazini

 

[Rural Swagga]

mie mbona niko kazini

Pole na kazi mkuu

 

[Mpevu]

hapana Mkuu ,unagonga senks na unamwaga comment vile vile

Ngoja nikugongee, umenifurahisha mkuu.

 

[Katavi]

Kama kweli vile!

 

[Vinci]

ha ha ha ha..umenifurahisha sana mkuu na swali la papo kwa papo

hapana Mkuu ,unagonga senks na unamwaga comment vile vile

 

[Raia Fulani]

mie mbona niko kazini

Nico kazini na nani tena yarabi?

 

[Sizinga]

niko nje ya nchi na wiki ijayo narudi afrika..sasa sijui nitakuwa kwenye kundi lipi??

 

[Rural Swagga]

Ngoja nikugongee, umenifurahisha mkuu.

Asante sana kaka,wasalimu Tabora,Vp bado hamjaanza kurina Asali?

 

[Rural Swagga]

Kama kweli vile!

Ukiangalia hali halisi ya sasa kuna kijiukweli hapa

 

[Rural Swagga]

niko nje ya nchi na wiki ijayo narudi afrika..sasa sijui nitakuwa kwenye kundi lipi??

Bandugu hebu tukokotoe tuone huyu ndugu yetu atakuwa kwenye kundi lipi,,Ila kwa upande wangu labda uwe Fisadi tu

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

umesahau kuwaweka mafisadi ambao kazi yao kuu ni kugonga mihuri na kusaini cheque walizojiandikia mabilioni na mikataba kandamizi kwa waafrika.

 

[Rural Swagga]

umesahau kuwaweka mafisadi ambao kazi yao kuu ni kugonga mihuri na kusaini cheque walizojiandikia mabilioni na mikataba kandamizi kwa waafrika.

Wapo kwenye hili kundi hapa [1 Million are Chiefs, Kings, Queens, Presidents,
Ministers, Pastors,
Voodoo or Juju Masters.]