Bibi kizee kasikia Ziraili anatoa roho vizee zaidi...:Bibi kwa kuogopa kufa akaamua ajifanye mtoto mdogo. Akaanza kusema kitoto na kula vyakula vya watoto. Siku moja alipokuwa anakula CERELAC...
A man is sitting in the pub with his wife and he says, I love you.
She asks, Is that you or the beer talking?
He replies, It's me talking to the beer.
Nakumbuka Lyatonga Mrema alipokuwa Waziri wa Mambo ya Ndani kipindi cha Mzee Ruksa alikuwa na tabia ya kutoa amri za siku 7 au 21! jee hizi amri za CHADEMA za kutoa siku 7, 9 au 21 zinaashiria...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER:John, why are you...
a friend in need is a friend to avoid.
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do unto others as they would do unto you. Just make sure you do it to them first. ******
all good things cometh unto he who waiteth, as long...
1. Hupenda kwenda bar na kumbi za starehe kuliko lecture na semina.
2. Hushinda room kuliko library
3. Hufahamu mitindo ya mavazi kuliko module
4. Huogopa sup, carry na disco kuliko dhambi
5...
Old people´s home
A man was taking his old Mother to a home for old people. He wanted her to have the best one so he was investigating many of them. So one day he came to a home and the Head of...
Naomba kuulizia nundu ya Makamba usoni kulikoni?
hivi nundu ya Dr Dr Dr (Fitna, Majungu, Unazi) Makamba usoni inatokana na nini? anayejua jamani maana kama zile kuna mtu alimpachika...
Msione kimya wandugu ,nipo LOLIONDO tangu Jumatatu na nipo ktk foleni mtu wa 1690 na foleni inaenda polepole ,kwa nyuma zaidi nawaona mizengo pinda wa 1703,olesendeka 1780,rostam 1900 na wengne...
Wewe ndo msanii,uko busy stage una perform,unaimba kwa hisia mpaka unafumba macho,lakini baadaye unagundua kuwa mashabiki wako busy na mambo yao tofauti na wengine wanachapa usingizi.Yes,watu...
Mke wa Kelvin anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi mademu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na kurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia kwa kuwa anachoka na...
Doctor: What happened to your arm?
Rwegumiza : I broke it.
Doctor : Where and How did that happen?
Rwegumisa : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on the second floor...
Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet.
He asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said "I don't...
Sharobaro ndan ya kanisa baada yakupokea divai akamwambia mchungaji,"naomba tishu meen" mchungaji kwa upole akamwambia,"Acha ushoga k*¤***ko 2po kanisani hapa"
Kabla sijaenda kuwasilisha hoja zangu niombe yafuatayo:
Mods naomba msiondoe hii thread maana haina lengo la kidini. Hapa ni huduma za kijamii zinapochanganyikiwa na mitizamo ya...
Fikiria dunia yote imekufa. Wewe ni mvulana. Kwa bahati isiyo na jina umesalia wewe na mama yako. Una miaka 18 hivi. Mama 36 hivi. Mwaka mzima mmekaa bila kukutana na dalili ya binadamu mwingine...