Twists to old philosophies

[Mpita Njia]

“a friend in need is a friend to avoid.”
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“do unto others as they would do unto you. Just make sure you do it to them first.” ******
“all good things cometh unto he who waiteth, as long as he worketh like hell while he waiteth.”
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“love thy neighbor. Just do not get caught doing it.”
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“love is a condition of the mind, at a time when the mind is out of condition.”