walevi wawili waslikiwa wana zunguka usiku hamadi wakakuana na mchungaji katoka mkesha
mchungaji ; vijana mmeharibika njooni niwafunze njia ya kwenda kwa bwana
mlevi ;samahani brother sisi...
JF modi, mimi JK ni limtani langu, nimisikiaga li raisi lilikweda kwenye bezidei ya madiba wakati tuna liskendo la kukosa umeme .. hata mang'ombe yangu yalishidwaga kulala usiku kwa kukosa tala...
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like...
Vp mambo wana JF
Leo nimekumbuka zamani kweli unajua ni ninii? Haya soma hapa chini
ASALI
Ali ni mtoto mtundu. Alisikia kwamba ukimfuata nyuki utakula asali.
Asali ni tamu...
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The...
Kuna mtoto alikuwa anamsimulia mama yake story. Akasema mama, wakati niko tumboni kuna nyoka alikuwa anaingia ananitishia anatoka. Halafu ananitemea na mate. Halafu analegea na anatoka. Mama yake...
Mtoto mdogo wa umri kati ya miaka nane na kumi aliyeishi na wazazi wenye kupenda sana dini,
walimfundisha jinsi ya kusali sala ya bwana, ambayo aliambiwa kuwa lazima awe anasali kila siku usiku...
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young...
Does Wearing High Heels Make Your V****a Tighter?
Well, at first the commonly accepted though was that it did not. However, the answer is that it could in fact tighten you up, IF you walk in such...
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. At...
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control...
(Must be read with and Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off...
After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not ever having...
Mbunge m1 alihudhuria msiba wa mpiga kura wake aliyefariki kwa ajal ya pikipiki,baada ya kuwasalimia waombolezaj,mbunge akaanza "MSIBA OYEEE" bac wa2 wote wakabak midomo wazi,wasijue wamjibu nin...
Dear TANESCO, I am sorry for all the
bad things I have said about you, I
understand now that the last three days
were for us to learn our lesson, I promise to
never talk ill of you, anymore if...
Kama ilivyokuwa ada kwa Baba mmoja ambaye hupenda kujipumzisha pindi anapotoka katika shughuli zake za kila siku, basi siku mmoja akiwa amejipumzisha kitandani chumbani akiwa uchi wa mnyama. Basi...