baada ya binti kujifungua mazungumzo na mama mkwe wake yakawa hivii,
Mama mkwe: Binti samahani lakini kusema ukweli mtt hafanani kabisaa na kijana wangu,
Binti: Mama bila samahani, huku chini...
madereva wawili walikua wanaendesha magari kuelekea kwenye daraja ambalo ni gari moja tu lina uwezo wa kupita...! walikua wanaenda kwenye opposite direction yani huyu anaenda kule na mwingine...
hii ni mitaa ya k/koo wana jamii..! dogo mmoja alikua na mama yake wanatafuta vitu vya kwenda kutengeneza futari kama jinsi wakati ulivyo si mnajua wenyewe..!? sasa hapo sokoni mbele ya mama na...
Jamani nina swali,kuna jamaa aliona shati zuri inauzwa buku,akaazima jelo kwa mama na jelo kwa baba.Alipoenda kununua shati akapunguziwa bei ikawa 970,jamaa akaona bora apunguze madeni,akalipa...
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
4. We get to flirt with systems support men who...
Juzi kaka anayetusaidia kazi alikamata panya watatu mmoja mkubwa, wawili wadogo lakini mkubwa na mdogo mmoja akawaua akampa paka wangu ambaye naye amezaa watoto watatu akawala wale waliokufa...
.....Huko zimbambwe wajamen, kuna kampen kuwafanyia tohara a.k.a Circumsicion waheshimiwa wabunge ili kuweza kusaidia kupunguza maambukizi ya virusi vya ukimwi, kampeni inayoendeshwa na taasis ya...
Nipo chini ya uangaliz maalumu nisiingie kusoma makala ya JF hasa ktk jukwaa la siasa. Kila ninapozisoma napata uchungu mpaka nazimia.
Hii ni kutokana na uchungu nilionao. Pia kutokana na madudu...
Jamaa aliota yuko peponi akataka kuvuta sigara lakini akakosa moto wa kuwashia sigara yake, akatoka kwenda motoni. Alipofika kwenye mlango wa motoni aliwakuta walinzi na kuwaomba kuingia ili...
kuna mchizi mmoja nilikua nina xcul nae o level..! jamaa alikua mpare..! sasa kuna watoto flani walikuja kutoka USA kwenye exhibition flani hapo xcul kwetu..! jamaa hakukalazia damu kamanzi flani...
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the...
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy; walked up to the pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said ' Id like to buy some cyanide"
The pharmacist asked "Why in the world...
kipofu mmoja alikua amembeba kilema..! the thing ni kwamba kilema alikua anamsaidia yule kipofu kuona..! na kilema alikua kilema wa miguu..! alikua hana miguu yote miwili..! so alikua anakaa...
haya..haya...haya..hayaaaa!!! wanajamii..! kwanza nawatakia ..EID MUBBARAKH...
hii ni kali ya leo.. kama kawaida yangu mzee wa mitaani..! leo nimepata kitu flani bwana kilitokea mitaa ya mkoa wa...
Tumsifu yesu kristo wakuu!!kuna mdada mmoja 2nasoma wote chuo kimoja,kuna kipindi flani ilitokea akawa ameuwawa{kaishiwa pesa} akaja akantel nimkopeshe kiasi flan hvi kwa makubaliano kwamba aftr 2...
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omba umwone dk akusaidie kuna mabinti na makaka wengi masuperstar wameteseka sababu ya kkumwa magonjwa ya zinaa mara kwa mara na wengine kuwa...