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Nguvu walio nao wakina Nyani Ngabu inaonekana dhahiri jamaa wamejipanga kikamilifu watashinda haya maneno ya Membe hayawezi kuwazuia kama kuwepo wameshaingia na wanakimbiza ile mbaya kitaa.Soon...
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Nimeangalia phonebook yangu, watu wote wenye namba za Zantel ni waislam, whats wrong with this mtandao and udini?
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Hey Guys . . . Kama mnavyojua, Wanaume tunayo majukumu mengi sana katika dunia hii na tuko mstari wa mbele katika mambo mbali mbali. Hata hivyo napenda zaidi tuongelee zaidi majukumu yetu ya...
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Nauliza swali Je Ni Nani ni Mwanachama wa kwanza wa hii Forum Jamii forums tangu ianzishwe nakuombeni munipe jibu? Asanteni.....
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Doctor wa kike alimtoboa Jamaa kidole ili apate sample ya damu kwa ajili ya vipimo.Doctor alisubiri damu itoke lakini haikutoka.Yule doctor akaamua kumnyonya kidole mshikaji na hatimae damu...
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Hi team please test you iq
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Kumbe hii hotel iliyoko azikiwe kule juu ni uwanja wa helikopta..! Nimeshuhudilea leo saa 3 asubuhi hii.
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Ng'ombe kaulizwa mbona kila ukitoka kukamuliwa unanuna??Ng'ombe akajibu huyu binadamu sijui kitu yake haisimami?,kila siku ananichezea maziwa kunitia hanitii. Cheka unenepe
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Je ni hisia gani uliwahi kuzipata ulipovuta marijuana aka bange aka majani na je hii kitu inasaidia watu kufaulu darasani?! mwaka tuliomaliza form four zaidi ya nusu ya darasa tulikuwa tunavuta...
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Hivi TBC kama hamtaki kutoa coverage ya habari za CHADEMA si muache yaani huyu katibu wa CHADEMA ametoa neno moja tu na siku zote hamtoi habari za CHADEMA vizuri hata msipotoa sis tutapata tu...
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MAMBO 3 FANYA KWA KUFIKIRIA SANA 1.Mapenzi 2.maongezi 3.maamuzi MAMBO 3 USIYAONE MEPESI 1.deni 2.majukumu 3.maradhi VITU 3 HAVIMNGOJI MTU 1.mauti 2.wakati 3.umri ICHUNGE MISINGI 6...
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There are currently 5538 users online. 982 members and 4556 guests Ni usiku wa manae (02:00 am) member wana-browse, kweli jf ni ni mtandao wa kimataifa.
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Natuma salaam kwenu Watanzania wote na si Wadanganyika, sijawasahau, nawapenda sana. Ila nimeona niwaulize bayana, linalonikera moyoni. Hakika nilipo ni pazuri sana, ukifika wewe hutorudi...
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ningependa kuwajulia hali.. siku njema..
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Respected sir, I love your wife. Yours sincerely.
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cheka uongeze siku......An American, Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was a very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their...
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Ndugu wana JF. Mimi kama Mtanzania mpenda maendeleo na nimwana CDM mwenye kadi. Napendekeza tuangalia kwa undani suala la maelendeleo na suala zima la kuwahimiza watanzania na kuwajengea uwezo wa...
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Swali langu ni Je ( Kaburi gani ambalo lilitembea na maiti?) Nawaombeni munijibu asanteni
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Kifo alimwendea kijana nakumwambia ''leo ni siku yako''Kijana akajibu ''sipo tayari''kifo akamwambia tena ''ila jina lako ndo linalofuata kwenye list yangu''Kijana akamjibu kifo ''kwanini usikae...
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
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