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"divorce court"

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jewel, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
    The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.

    The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?"

    The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
    "Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out...whose Pepsi is it...the machine's or mine?"

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    actus Senior Member

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    mmh what a defense!!!!!!