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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl from a well to do family!
After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his father-in-law saying:
YOUR PRODUCT IS...
Siku1 kifo kilimtembelea jamaa1 mazungumzo yakawa hivi KIFO:leo nimekuja kuchukua roho yako si unaona jina lako lipo mwanzo JAMAA:mbona mapema sana? Basi kaa kidogo tule ndo uichukue...
(1st Man);Yaani mimi mke wangu ananikera kweli,kila wakati anapiga story kuhusu mumewe wa zamani. (2nd Man):Afadhali ya mkeo,mimi mke wangu muda wote anamuongelea mume wake wa baadaye baada ya...
Wandugu hizi cim za kichina kwani vipi? mbona zina milio ya kelele na sauti kubwa sana?
ndiyo kusema huko China wakazi wote hawasikii vizuri....i mean masikio yao hayafanyi kazi?
Yaani simu zao...
Dereva akiwa mahakamani baada ya kugonga na kuua watu hamsini!
HAKIMU:Imekuwaje umeua watu wengi hivi?
DEREVA:Mwenyewe!
HAKIMU!Hebu elezea ilivyokuwa
DEREVA:Mimi nilikuwa naendesha gari,ghafla...
kuna lekcha thieta moja pale chuoni SAUT inaitwa m1,sasa kipindi cha mitihan kijana mmoja alifika wakati wa usiku na kuandika majibu juu ya feni mara siku ya mtihan ikafika akaenda kukaa site sawa...
A bus full of house wives met an accident and all the ladies died.
The husbands cried for a day or two but one man was found crying even after five years
because.
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His daring wife had...
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl from a well to do family!
After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his father-in-law saying:
YOUR PRODUCT IS...
jamaa mmoja muongo alikua kijiweni anawahadithia watu jinsi alivyokua akimkimbiza swala porini akaishia kwamba " nikamkamata nikamlaza chini" ghafla kabla hajaendelea simu yake ikaita akaenda...