Najua Preta tuko mji mmoja hapa Arusha! Kindly am asking you if will you be my Valantine wangu siku ya tarehe 14/02/2012 tafadhali? Nitakuandalia bonge la suprise! Nijibu tafadhali nijibu...
jamaa fulani alikuwa mfanyakaz wa hifadhi moja huko arusha sasa akawa ametenda makosa makubwa sana kwa boss wake , ndipo boss akampa adhabu huyo jamaa adhab yenyewe ilikuwa kupita hifadhini ukiwa...
MWALIMU. ''Maandazi sita ukitoa mawili yatabaki mangapi?' MWANAFUNZI. ''UKINIPA NA MCHUZ HALIBAKI HATA MOJA"
Wat a class.......!!!!......!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!:embarassed2:
Zamani ilikuwa mtu ukipata wageni mnakaa mnapiga stori, mnapeana habari za miaka tele na kufurahi pamoja. Siku hizi hali ni tofauti. Mkishasalimiana tu kinachofuata ni kukodoa macho kwene tv. We...
Who said car names don't have meaning ?
BMW: Brings Me Women. X_X
LEXUS: Luxury EXports to United States.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Romantic...
A Boy was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Boy says, Good thing that cows dont fly.
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!:embarassed2:
habari zilipofika Jf headquater zilimkuta Buchanan akiwa shift akataka kuchakachua majina ya mawaziri lakini Paw akashtukia akapeleka taarifa kwa invisible
Kikao kinaendelea kupitisha majina ya...
Wakuu hii quote nimeitoa kwenye gazeti moja hivi Jumamosi. Walikuwa wanafanya mahojiano na yule wakili anayedai mkewe kabakwa na Nabii na Mtume, amesema issue iligundulika baada ya mkewe kuwa na...
mimi napenda kuwatangazia rasmi safari hii urais lazima utoke kaskazini yaani wachaga,pigeni ua galagaza lazima, hamna kukwepa kama mmezoea kukwepa hapo mmekwisha,kwa hiyo nyie wakina nanihii...
nimesoma maisha ya mgombea urais wa marekani John MAccain'huyu jamaa hajabadilika tangu tulivyomwona kwenye uchaguzi miaka minne iliyopita yuko vilevile'namwomba sana DR slaa azingatie sana diet...
Legendary pop singer Whitney Houston was found dead Saturday at a Beverly Hills, California, hotel, officials said. She was 48.
The entertainer, whose incredible talent was discovered at an...
TRAFIKI KWA MWANAE;Wewe mtoto mjinga kweli,kwanini kwenye mtihani wa Hisabati umepata marks chini ya Hamsini?.>>>> MTOTO WA TRAFIKI;Kausha dingi,hebu kamata buku tano yaishe basi!