Now as i sit up on my bed
An image of you is in my head
You give me a reason to live
Without you the happiness i will never achieve
The way you kiss,your touch is soft and devine
I want you...
Kijana mmoja alitaka kuoa akamwambia baba yake kaniposee msichana fulani,baba yake akamwambia tafuta mwingine kwani yule ni dada yako ila mama yako hajui...akatafuta tena wasichana wawili na baba...
Katika medani mbalimbali za siasa,biashara na mambo mengine,yapo majina ya kila aina ambayo hulenga kuwakilisha aina fulani ya watu,jumuia au jambo lililokusudiwa,majina haya mara nyingi...
Katika Maisha yetu ya kila siku kuna wanawake na wanaume ambao wana interact kwa namna tofauti katika nyanja mbali mbali za maisha. Swali; Ni kundi gani linategemea kundi lenzie kiasi kwamba bila...
Jamaa mmoja alikua anatongoza demu. Wakati akitongoza dhakari yake ikawa inasimama. Kwa hasira jamaa akafungua zipu akaitoa nje kisha kwa hamaki akasema " tongoza mwenyewe basi kwa sababu una...
If he smiles
Ismail!
If he has only one hair
Iqbal!
If he has one hair on the ear
Iqbal Khan!
If he has one hair on the bum
Ass If Iqbal!
If he shakes his dads ding dong
Sheik-abbu-da-...
Taifa letu linatengeneza kizazi kilevi... kwani kila kukicha taifa letu linaingia UBIA na makumpuni mengi kutoka nje ya nchi... mbona sijawi kusikia nchi yetu imeingia USODA na kampuni lolote...
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and...
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100%...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him...
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for...
The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man's tooth. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the...
nakumbuka baadhi ambazo ni
1.lala mtoto mama aje akuletee mandazi!
2.ukuti ukuti wa mnazi
3.kioo kioo alikivunja nan?
4.ulingoo bayoyo ulingoo bayoyo!
unaweza kuendelea ntarudi kumalizia
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