kwa wanawake...before you go to bed at night try one of these simple,at-home beauty tips.
..u will wake up feeling PAMPERED,refreshed and,yes...even prettier!
1.moisturize...everywhere, your...
Usishangae hizi ndizo nursery za siku hizi:
A for ATM
B for BLACKBERRY
C for CPU
D for DVD
E for EXTERNAL
F for FACEBOOK
G for GOOGLE
H for HAMMER
I for I-PHONE
J for JAVA
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R...
Kids are always special, arent they? They love to have presents and gifts. You would also love to offer a gift for your child and put a smile on his face, wouldnt you? Get some creative Gift...
Jamaa alitembelea viwanja vya machangu doa,baada ya kusimamisha gari wakaja wasichana wengi wakimgombania,ila yeye alivutiwa na mmoja,na mazungumzo yakawa ivi.
Jamaa;...Sasaa,niambie bei zako...
Wamakonde ni noma, katika kuwafukuza wamakonde ambao walikuwa wamezagaa town bila kazi serikali iliamua kutumia mbinu ya kuwauliza maswali ili kuwabaini coz walikuwa wamejichanganya na raia...
Mama Mjamzito anatarajia kujifungua
Mapacha watatu, mapacha
wanadiscuss 2mboni..
1: Mi ntakuwa Fundi umeme, kuna giza
sana huku
2: Mi ntakuwa Fundi bomba kuna unyevu sana huku
3: Mi ntakuwa...
UKIMWI na mzunguko wake:
Kijana wa Kitanzania aishiye huko Marekani alimpigia simu mama yake.
Maongezi yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
Kijana: Mama, nina virusi vya UKIMWI!
Mama: Mwanangu...
There were these 3 guys at the lake, a German, an
Englishman and a kenyan.
The German took out his dick, put it in the water,
waited a while and told the others:
"I can feel the water it's a...
PM inbox yangu imedoda kweli..fanyeni mambo basi kura inaweza mdondokea mmoja wenu ..
...........read my signature........
nitampigisha haya mapigo kwanza ...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill...
Mume wangu leo uichomeke vizuri iingie hasa!Maana jana nimetanua miguu tu ikatoka!
Mume:mbona nilichomeka vizuri!!!
Mke:Basi itakuwa kitanda kikubwa kuliko hiyo neti.:A S 2152:
Ilikuwa mchana kama saa nane hivi. Niliingia kwenye banda langu la kuku wa kienyeji kukagua hali zao. Nikagundua kuku wengi walikuwa wanashambuliwa na funza kwenye mzunguko wa macho yao. Dawa...
Hi JF. Kwa nini inam"pain" boy anapofaham kidume ane"mtafuna" dada yake (sio mchumba/mume) lakini gals wapo confortable na wasichana wanaotafunwa na kaka zao..
Baba na mama,ni matumaini yangu kuwa mtasoma ujumbe wangu huu kwenye karatasi niliyoiweka juu ya meza,naomba msishtuke mana ni mambo ya kawaida kwenye maisha tunayoishi,najua mtaumia kwa vile...
Akiwa amekaribia kushuka sista duu, akamsisitiza konda kwa sauti ya kubana:
Sista du- Konda simamisha.
Konda- Unasema?
Sita du- Simamisha hapo mbele.
Konda- Aaah, ntasimamishaje hapa mbele za...
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