From a friend:
Morning! Happy day!!!
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and...
Msukuma mmoja alikua anaumwa na kulazwa kwenye hospitali moja hivi. Siku moja rafiki yake akaenda kumtembelea kumpa pole. Wakati jamaa anafika akakuta mgonjwa ana kikombe cha uji anakunywa...
The human and his nose
It is believed that one's nose can characterize them as a personality. Mainly there are four categories of noses:
If you have a big nose you are considered...
Ni jambo la kumshukuru Mungu kwa kuiona cku nyingne. Kwa wataalam na wadau wote wa JF, naomba msaada wa kitaalam kama kuna haja ya barabara za ndani kuwa na upana mkubwa. Kuna wilaya flani...
Wapendwa wenye uchungu na nchi hii, hivi ingekuwa vipi kama teknolojia ingeruhusu kumpiga risasi mtu unayemuona kwenye television na kumuua kwa kupitia tv hiyo hiyo?? Hali ingekuwaje katika hizi...
MTOTO MMOJA alikua akilia...akilia kwa nguvu!
jamaa mmoja akawa anapita akamuliza
JAMAA; Eeee mtoto mzuri nini unalia?
MTOTO; nimeeepoteza shiling mia ya..ngu.. iiiii
mtoto aliendelea kulia...
I am a Mod, and as a Mod I report to the administration, but I work for all JF members.
However, some JF members are more exigent than others, One of them is The Boss.
The Boss stands no fuse...
Night doesn't become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night to you All...
huyu jamaa naona ana bofya tu usingizi pale mbele ya maige, kaonyeshwa wakati huu anaongea Mh. Lembeli,
duh, kweli jamaa analala, au anakeshaga wapi??????
labda ni attendant mzuri wa club 84 au...
Wana jamvi,
Nimekuwa namsikia huyu kijana lakini sijajua cv yake,je mwenye details zake aweke hapa,age wise,educational background nasikia anapesa kuliko age yake.
Naweka mezani...
Kama haujawahi kucheza kombolela
Kama haukuangalia "The Hard Way" , mniga aliliwa na mamba
Kama hauwezi kuimba "**** kina kaaloki.....Na Jimmy, acha acha hilo gitaa..ahaaahaaa aya madiscoooo dansa...
Habari wanandugu
Napenda nijue upande wa consumption ya mafuta kwa gari mbili, zote injini sawa ukubwa wa injini sawa mfano hai 4000cc, moja inatumia petrol, na nyigine inatumia diesel. Ipi...
Dem fulani wa masaki aliingia box ya Janja ...wakiwa
wanakiss,Janja ananote dem hafungi macho..anauliza
dem..."hufungi macho,kwani haufeel kissez zngu?...dem
akamjibu..."Jj si hivyo last tym...