JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mwanaume mmoja alikuwa amelazwa katika chumba cha wagonjwa mahututi akiwa amepoteza fahamu kwa siku mbili. Alipozinduka akamuona mkewe akiwa pembeni ya kitanda akimuombea. Jamaa kwa upendo...
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Msichana mmoja alipata mimba akiwa bado ni mwanafunzi, mama yake akamwambia hivi:- Mama: mwanangu mm si nilikwambia mtu yoyote akikushikashika maziwa umwambie "DONT". Binti: ndio mama. Mama: na...
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Habari za siku mshimiwa wa JF !!! Natafuta KAMPUNI au WATU, wanayo weza kuni saidiya ku tangaza biashara kwenye magazeti mbali mbali. Plz help if anyone knows any agents for newspapers ? PM me...
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Baada ya kupasi mtihani Bakhili alimnunulia mwanawe toy car kama alivyomuahidi, mtoto akafurahi kisha akamuuliza baba yake ziko wapi batery zake? Bakhili: batery nitanunua ukipasi mtihani wa...
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JF mlioko mwanza city nambie kiwanja kipi kizuri nikajichanganye nanyi tufaamiane.
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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex!" She walked up to an elderly man in a...
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nimewamisi jaman humu ndan n nataka jua wangap wapo mwanza pliiiz wana see u guys pliiiz vp hamjanimis jaman
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Mheshimiwa Livingstone Lusinde (MB) Mtera, duru za siasa za sema kuna uwezekano mkubwa wa kuukwaa uwaziri ili kumlipa fadhila na kumfuta machoz kwa alichokifanya katika kampeni za CCM Arumeru...
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Kama unabisha, just fill the missing words with "YES"or"NO" 1,.........i don't have a brain. 2,.........i don't have a sence. 3,.........i am stupid.
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ni kijana ambae nilikutana nae kam miez miwil iliyopita,ni mtanashati,mcha mung,msikivu,mpole,muelewa!in short nampend!ana umri wa miaka 22,na mie nna miaka 21!tatizo ni kwamba,anaondoka kwenda...
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Hivi ukiambiwa utaje kiungo gani cha mwiliwako unachokipenda zaidi kuliko vingine na kwanini..jibu lako lingekuwa kiungo gani?
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Kwa mara ya kwanza maishani mwao,mzee mmoja,mkewe pamoja na mtoto wao mtshepo walitia maguu jijini johanesburg. Walipofika jijini walimwacha mama mtshepo aendelee kufanya shopping supermarket,wao...
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a mdogo kabisa niliwahi kusoma novel za mtu mmoja marehemu kwa sasa alikuwa anaitwa Elvis Musiba na baadae Ben Mtobwa wakiwa na characters wao waliowapa mija ya Willy Gamba na Joram Kiango...
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Inagawa mimi sio member wa siku nyingi, ila nimekuwa nikitembelea sana mitaa hii. Kwa tafsiri nyingine, na mimi ni mgeni-mwenyeji mtaani hapa. Ila kwa muda sasa sijaona posts za FF. Yuko wapi...
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Katika mkoa fulani huko kanda ya Ziwa watu walikuwa wazinzi sana, kila walipokuwa wakienda kuungama 98% walisema wamezini. Padri alikerwa sana na jambo hilo, siku 1 padri aliwaita waumini wote...
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i need to call heaven and thank GOD for a beautiful sister like you----! ... send pm to 12 sisters in jf.! blood or not.! even me if am the one!
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Kama mtanzania ninayeambiwa nina haki juu ya nchi yangu, nimeona heri nibinafsishe ikulu yetu kwa vile imegeuka yao na haiingizi faida. Nafanya hivyo baada ya kusikia maoni ya gwiji la uwekezaji...
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...COMING SOON! TOPIC: Yet to be sorted TIME & DATE: Undisclosed VENUE: Hapahapa Chit-Chat WAHUSIKA: Yeyote anayejisikia... Stay tuned! And do not even think about daring to miss it. Sawasawa...
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heshima zenu wakubwa! hivi imewahi kukutokea ishara yoyote kukujulisha kuwa jambo flani litatokea? kwa mfano. kuna wengine wakiwashwa mkono hupata hela, wengine jicho likiwacheza ni ishara...
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