Wanamsafirisha mtuwao aliokua anajifanya kafa kisa hamna nauli ya kuwatosha wote kwenye gari ya kukodi. Dar- Moshi. Walipofika mwanga, jamaa mmoja kasema oya ukishuka pale stand niletee maji...
Mzazi: mwanangu walimu wako wameniletea barua kuwa wameshindwa kukufundisha, hufundishiki
Mtoto: Baba hata we mwenyewe si unasikia siku hizi walimu hawafundishi? Tatizo si mimi ni walimu hawafai
Kijana wa kiume miaka kama 19 hivi karudi nyumbani akiwa kachoka na macho ni mekundu. Ile anaingia tu sebuleni kamkuta baba yake anawatch TV na baba yake akamuuliza na mazungumzo yakawa hivi...
Wana wa bodi habari zenyu.
Katika safari ya Safina ya Mtume Nuhu, palifikia wakati Nuhu akawa hajui lini safari itafikia ukomo. Aidha wanyama waliokua ndani ya safina waliendelea kujamiana kama...
hbr za mwisho wa juma wanajf, hv ni tabia gani iliyowahi/inayokukera ambayo ulitake time kuiacha/ unashindwa kuiacha. mf. me nilikuwa nakerwa na tabia ya kutafuna kucha, ilifka wakat mpak vidole...
Aunty: How many of u prayed this morning?
Romade: aunty I prayed
Aunty: alright romade, what did u pray for?
romade: i prayed that my uncle's car would break down when we go out together...
jamani sio mbaya ukituarifu utakuwa kiwanja gani weekend hii na kama ikiwezekana utakua na nani pande hizo.!! kama upo lonely ndo usisite kabixa kuomba kampan...
ka kawa weekend yangu ndo naianzia...
Sawa, inaweza ikawa ni tetesi, lakini kwanini isishughulikiwe kitetesi-tetesi?
Nimeikuta Fesibuku hii habari, nikaona sio mbaya nichungulie huku, through Google nimeiona, ila kwa ndani wameitoa...
Wanawake ndio wanaongoza kwenda kwa waganga.
Wanawake ndio wanaongoza kuwa na mapepo/ majini.
Wanawake ndio wanaongoza kwa kuanguka kwenye maombezi.
Wanawake ndio wanaongoza kwa kukimbilia...
imegundua kuna kajukwaaa maarufu sana hapa JF ambako sio watu wengi sana wanachangia lakini wengi lazima waingie japo kupitisha macho (Nikiwa mmoja wao) Ila kuna wachangiaji maarufu sana wa...
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...