Walevi wawili wazungu msimu wa baridi kali kwao Ulaya, walikwenda makaburini usiku "kutafuta mlo". Wakafukua maiti iliyozikwa jioni ile na kutoa alichokula marehemu kwa ajili yao.
Mmoja akawa...
Jamaa mmoja alimwambia mkewe
"Honey unaonaje tujikumbushe zile
enzi za uchumba wetu?"
Mke akakubali kwa kusema " Sawa si
vibaya" Jamaa akamwambia mkewe
"Basi kesho tukutane saa 4 garden"
Mke...
Dad;how was english exam?
son;waz great fine except question number 5 confused me?
Dad;enhe,what was the question?
Son;it asked to write past tense of 'think'.i thought & thought &...
Jamaa mmoja ndani ya daladala inayoenda
Gongolamboto,kachafua hali ya hewa pyuuu!! Pyuu,pwuaaah!!! Watu wote
wakamwangalia akatoa simu akajidai "Hallo"
Watu wakacheka wakasema "kumbe ni...
Jamaa mmoja alijamba ndani ya daladala,pyuuu!!
Pyuu,pwuaaah!!!
Watu wote
wakamwangalia..ili kuzuga akatoa simu akajidai
"Hallo"
Watu wakacheka wakasema "kumbe ni
ringtone ya simu tu!"...
umewahi kusikia hii eti RAIS wa Tanzania alitembelea Uingereza wakiwa katika pitapita jioni akaona jengo kubwa tu ila haliwaki taa akauliza vp mbona pale hakuna umeme? akajibiwa pale ni ubalozi...
Basi hapo mwanzo abunuasi alibahatika kuwa na mbuzi jike hivyo basi akawa na fikra za kuwa tajiri hapo baadae kwani alijua kwamba ipo siku ambapo mbuzi wake angezaa na yeye angekuwa tajiri kwa...
A man & his ever nagging wife were on a holiday trip in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost $5,000 to ship her home or $50 to bury her here.The husband said...
Mla mirungi alishtuka kutoka usingizini
akiwa na hofu kubwa,jasho linamtoka
na mwili unatetemeka
Akamwambia mke wake "Nimeota
ndoto mbaya sana wacha nikaswali
rakaa mbili"
Mke akamuuliza...
Katika mwaka mmoja, Abunuwasi aliamua kuwa mfugaji mbuzi. Alinunua mbuzi na akanza kufuga na huku akiwa na tamaa ya kumuongezea kipato chake pindi tu mbuzi huyo atapoanza kuzaa watoto, naye...
At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honour, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS"...
Hata uombaji wa nyimbo redioni utanoga:
"Samahani ndugu mtangazaji naomba
kuagiza nyimbo zifuatazo"
1.Tumepata mapenzi(We found love)-
Rehema(Rihanna)
2.Duka la pipi(Candy shop)-Senti...
1. Wakati unaenda kuoga taulo kukudondoka mbele ya binti za mwenye nyumba
2. Mama mkwe kufungua malango na kuwakuta mko faragha na mkeo
3. Ukiwa unafundisha wanafunzi wako ushuzi ukakutoka kwa...