Ili kuingia bure uwanjani kuangalia mechi kajamaa kakaamua kuruka ukuta wa stadium , ile kutua ndani tu, akajikuta katua karibu na afande, ili kuua soo jamaa akamwambia afande " samahani kaka...
Yaani leo kipengele chake cha "Imekubamba", ilikuwa noma, yaani kumbe kuna waume wengine mabishoo waoga hivyo, mtu anazinguliwa kitu cha kutisha, anakimbia ofisi nzima!, lol
Kwa WanaMMU wote. Hamjambo?
Kichwa changu kimekuwa kama mashine ya kukoboa nafaka kwa jinsi kinvyojaa imaginations nyingi. Imaginations hizi zinamhusu mwana mmu machachari aitwaye Erotica. Kwenye...
Jaji alihukumu wezi wa
ma2tunda.Bakar na
juma.Jaji_walioibama2nda
waingiziwe ma2nda yao sehemu
zao za nyuma.
Bakar_wakatianaingiziwa tango lake alikua
anacheka.Jaji_unacheka nini weeni...
Paka na Mbwa wanapiga story
Paka: binadam wanatudharau sana! wanyama wengine woote wanaowafuga wana wala isipokuwa sisi tu!!
Mbwa:kauli hiyo ongelea huku huku dar sio Iringa
A man 4get to zip up his trouser,so a lady tell him "sir ur garage is open"The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and ask a lady"did u see MY BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside?the lady...
Bakari ni house boy.mara
nyingi huiba wine ya boss
wake na kisha kuongeza maji
kwenye chupa ili boss
asigundue.
Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine
hivyo kuhisi kuna...
Mrembo Erotica
Ni matumaini yangu siku ya leo wote mu wazima wa afya na mnaendelea kulitumikia taifa hili kwa moyo mkunjufu kabisa.
Kabla sijaanza kipindi chetu cha talk show ningependa kuchukua...
Bibi mmoja kaenda hospitali, kufika akamwambia Dr, nimezaa watoto wengi sana nataka kupumzika nipe dawa. Docta akampa box la condom, bibi akapokea na kuuliza. Nimeze na maji au maziwa? Dr...
Mlev m1 alimuona mwanamke mmoja baa akadhani mkewe akamfuata na kuanza kumtomasa tomasa kimahaba; mwan'ke alikasrka sana na kumwambia akome kwan kamfananisha; mlev akajibu,yan hadi saut ya mke...
madadali ni watu muhimu kwenye jamii ni kweli kwamba huwezi pata nyumba hapa mjini bila kupitia wao, au labda itokee bahati tu rafiki/ndugu yako anahama mahali akuunganishie, la sivyo utasaga meno...
Mwalimu sanaa aliagiza wanafunzi wake watumie maboksi waunde tv. Basi wanafunzi wote wakajitahidi wakafanya ivo.Ila wakati wa kukagua mwanafunzi mmoja wanaopnda kumtania sharobalo haku angaika...
naona kipindi cha kuchukua degree zetu kimewadia na mi mwaka huu ndio nachukua yangu so tunao graduate pamoja jitokezeni tuchukue zawadi na hongera zetu
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife;''Give him health breakfast,be pleasant,and in a good mood, dont discus ur problems,no tv serial, dont demand new clothes&jewerls. Do this,after a year,and...