JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
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Ama kweli watoto wa sasa hawana adabu kwa wazee wao. Ilitokea baba na mtoto kufarakana katika mazungumzo ambayo yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
Baba: Mbona unafeli kila mtihani mwanangu?
Mtoto:Sababu...
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Habari wanajf, nimekua nikiangalia topics na mauni ya watu kwenye huu upande wa mahusiano na mapenzi issues n nyingi and pple...
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I go about three times every day. How often do you go?
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Tuabarishane aina ya vitafunwa vinavyo shika Nafasi ya kwanza,
Kama kawaida yangu mi nalipuka vipande vya mihogo...bagia pemben..paja la kuku na mtori...
Tupia vyako...
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wapendwa natumai wote ni wazima wa afya napenda tuungane kumtakia maisha mema na yenye baraka binti yangu mpendwa anayefikisha miaka minne namtakia maisha mema na yenye baraka na mafanikio amen
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Ndugu zangu ni kweli moro na dom wametoa majina ya ukarani wa sensa. Vipi sehemu nyingine kama temeke, arusha, mbeya.
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Ndg kama mzazi wako wa kike anajibua kama hawa mabinti wa siku hizi hivi unaweza mwambia nini? Maana mimi huwa nakereka sana niwaonapo bibi mzima eti anajibua na huu mkorogo nakuwa kama papai...
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Waungwan mwenzenu hivi karibuni navuta jiko' jiko la gas ya oryx sio jiko la mchina'ila honey moon nimepanga kwenda Mogadisho Somalia'nina ofa ya tiketi ya 2 za kunisindikiza kwa JF alietayari...
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A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked
up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
and proceeded to fill it...
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Baada ya ndoa,mume na mke wakawa wamekaa wakizungumza.Basi mwanamume akamwambia mkewe
Mume:Kuna vtu vwili nataka kukwambia,
Mke:Niambie mume wangu.
Mume:Lakini kimoja kinafurahisha na kingine...
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1. Karibu watu wote huwa tunakunywa maziwa; hivi mtu wa kwanza alifikwa na nini hadi akaamua: "Ngoja nikamue chuchu za huyu ng'ombe na ninywe kitakachotoka"?
2. Mtu wa kwanza aliewaza: "Hiki kitu...
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Baada ya mgomo kubatilishwa, walimu wanawalisha sumu Wanafunzi as plan B. sijui nani wa kulaumiwa, Jk na watu wako mpoo!, kazi ipo
Mwanafunzi:- Please madam gfsonwin, how many types of...
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nilijichangaga mpaka nikakinunua. Nilikua sitoki hom
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Jamaa kaamka asubuhi
sana Jumamosi, mvua
kubwa ikawa inanyesha,
pamoja na mkewe
kumsihi abaki kitandani
yeye akang'ang'ania
kuwa anaenda ofisini.
Akajitayarisha akatoka
nje akamwacha mkewe...
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Mzee mmoja kutoka Tarime alikuwa ktk matembezi mjini Dar, ghafla alikutana na rafiki yake wa kitambo nae kutoka Tarime akiwa anaongozana na kijana wake, baada ya kusalimiana mzee wa Dar...
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What's your desktop wallpaper?
Mine is.......
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kwa wale wapenzi wa novel, nimepata link ya kitabu kiitwacho Songs of ice and fire, au kama unafatilia series ya Game Of Thrones.....
enjoy...
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>yes Or> No.
hvyo vitufe vya Yes, No ndo vitakusaidia kujilinda na Rungu la invisibo...
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>False statement...
>Rejected thread....
Hapa juu epuka kutumia hzo Maneno hapo juu.
Kanuni...
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