Boy: I luv u girl n I want u 2
be my babe.
Girl: I accept but no sex
bcos I want 2 keep my
body 4 my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money bcos I want
to save it for my...
Ilikua zamu ya mke mdogo kula malavidavi,pamoja na mlio wa kitanda kilichoelemewa na mpambano mkali kati ya mke mdogo na mume pia ilisikika sauti laini toka kwa mke mdogo "aaaaah oooh mmmh...
Mtoto wa kiume alikuwa anaoga na baba yake, ghafla akateleza akataka kuanguka akajishika kwenye ..... ya baba yake, baba yake akamwambia unabahati sana mwananhu sijui kama aungekuwa unaoga na mama...
Baunsa wa night club alienda kutibiwa mgongo kwa doctor. Doctor baada ya vipimo akamuuliza baunsa ilikuwaje mpaka akapata mshtuko wa uti wa mgongo.BAUNSA;Nilipoingia ndani asubuhi nikitokea...
A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!. All the students in the library started...
JIWEKE KWENYE NAFASI YA MZAZI HALAFU SOMA KIPANDE HIKI
KIJANA mmoja aliweka kipande cha karatasi chenye ujumbe chumbani kwa madingi zake kikiwa na haya yafuatayo;
Baba na mama ni matumaini...
Hii kali..... watu wengi walio kwenye ndoa husevu namba za wapenzi wao wa nje kwa majina ya ajabu ajabu,siku moja jamaa kaacha simu mezani kaenda kuoga, mara demu wake wa nje akapiga, mkewe...
1.Ukipata demu anaitwa ROSE,MUHANDO with care...
2.Dem anamwambia jamaa wake, "Nakupenda ila mambo ngono sahau.ntafanya na mme atakayenioa."Jamaa nae anamwambia, "ni sawa ila nawe mambo ya...
This is beautiful. Read it to the end the message is awesome!!! I have really remembered this thing today, let's share my friends!!
By T. D. Jakes
There are people who can walk away from you...
Zuzu alipiga simu hospitali ya wagonjwa wa akili, akapokelewa na mfanyakazi wa mapokezi.
Zuzu: Nataka kujua kama chumba namba 17 kina mtu.
Dada wa mapokezi: Subiri niangalie.
Zuzu: Sawa.
Dada...
Maadam nimehakikishiwa na mtumishi wa Mungu huyu na nabii aliyebarikiwa,
Kuwa ulabu siyo tu ni mzuri kwa afya ya binadamu, bali pia ni kadawa magonjwa mengi (sijui na ka Ukimwi?) Source?
Na...
Ninakoelekea naona nikubaya.
Ni nani anayeweza kunifanya nikamsahau CHAMInglady? Yupo kweli?ina maana atakuwa ni zaidi ya CL!? Sidhani aise eti St. Paka Mweusi , Arabela Madame B Ruhazwe JR...
WASWAHILI siku zote
husema hujafa
hujaumbika! Ukweli wa
usemi huu unatimia
unapomwona mtu
huyu.
Ungemwona miaka 13
iliyopita ungeshangaa,
lakini leo mtu aliyeitwa
mstaarabu, bondia wa...