A mother used to cook her kids chicken everyday bt da kids got fed up. GAL: nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku BOY: kwanini? GAL: nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini BOY: nilidhani ni mimi tu GAL: ata...
Kuna kimchezo nacheza hapa kinanifurahisha kweli na wewe jaribu weka CM yako VIBRATION kisha TIA kwenye MAJI alafu BEEP uone inavyo OGELEA..! Yaani hadi Raha.
1.Wakikukwepa usijali iko siku watakutafuta
2.wakikusengenya nyamaza , huenda watajifunza.
3.wakikununia omba Mungu ipo siku watakuchekea
4.wakikupongeza usiwaamini labda wanakufanyia...
MKE; DR matiti yangu madogo mume wangu hayampendezi nifanyeje............?
DR; (mate yakimtoka) suala dogo sana hilo kwangu, njooo kesho jioni nitakunyonya kitaalam muda wa saa...
Nitonye siku zote moyo wake uko kwako,
Yeye ndie ajuae thamani ya penzi lako,
Mtoto wetu bado anahitaji uwepo wetu,
Yaliyopita si ndwele tugange yajayo,
Msamaha wako nimeupokea kwa mikono...
Nikiwa mwandaaji wa mashindano ya miss chitchat,nimekabiziwa zawadi maaalum toka kwa miss chitchat sept miss Remmy niiwakilishe kwa wana Chichat ikiwa ni sehemu ya majukumu ya utekelezaji wa...
Jamani katika vitu ambavyo leo au kipindi hiki ninawaomba sana wa chitchat wenzangu ni hili swara la kura ya miss chitchat.ninawaomba kwa heshima na taadhima upige kura yako kwa charminglady...
Hellow dear.unajua nilipokuona kwa mara yakwanza nili vibrate kama nokia ya tochi.naomba unipe ushirikiano nataka ni install penzi langu ktk hard disk ya cpu yako.nimekuwa mvumilivu kwako kama...
Mu-hali gani wana chitchat. binafsi niko salama salimini.
hivi ushawahi kutapeliwa? mie nshawahi tapeliwa sh. 400/= kwenye vile vibahatinasibu vya mchezo wa viberiti vitatu. wanachanganya then...
Mara network search, sijui eti network connected near ileje, system search near tunduma...failed to load near tukuyu, near near near near acheni ushamba nyie
hii nimeiona baada ya kuona thread kadhaa za ki-MMu zikiwa CC na pia MMU wengi ndio hao hao CC
proof hii hapa
https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-chit-chat/241674-jf-couples-new-version.html...
Heheheiyaaa, maisha plus ndo hiyoo inaanza. kuna vituko, vimbwanga na vichekesho vimesheni.
1. kuna dada mmoja kaulizwa we kabila gani akajibu ye muislam
2. mwingine kaulizwa ana miaka mingapi...
Tajiri mmoja wa Hongkong ametangaza dau la dola milioni 64 kwa mwanamume atakayemuoa binti yake ambaye ni msa.gaji (lesbian) Utajitolea?
Kwa habari zaidi: Bonyeza kizenji hapa