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Hebu fikiria mtu anaamua kujiita MUME WANGU, halafu unataka kumtaja kama reference..! ,leteni majina mengine tata tuyaone
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A black man and a white man were sitting in the park, the white man had a pet monkey and the black man is selling bananas, the black man said 'Mr. Can u look after my bananas, i'm goin to the...
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Hivi inapotokea kuwa kila unapomwona mtu flani mwili unasisimka inamaanisha nini jamani?
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A man and a woman walked into a guesthouse n requested to spend d night. The owner of the guest house,Mr Collins, who is a member of Mountain of fire church, refused to allow men n women stay...
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Mume mmoja wa kichaga alimfumania mke wake na mjita
mume:kwa nini unatembea na mkewangu
mjita:samahani sikupenda nilipitiwa tu naomba nitoe faini ya sh 5000
mjita akatoa alfu alfu kumi...
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badala ya kwenda kuwanga benk upate helaaaa...
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Fill in the blank.
Sipho is the son of Jacob. So Jacob is the _ of Sipho's father. Only a genius can answer & reply. Please answer correctly, I'm tired of laughing from some of the answer.
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Date: Today
To: General Manager (Lumumba Street)
From: Me
Subject: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company and hereby apply for the...
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Kibololoni (Moshi)- Kibo alone
Bujonde (Kyela) - Beyond
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Jamaa kapewa adhabu ya kuhamisha tofali 1000 hapa jeshini kwa sababu kapita kwenye geti la jeshi bila kusimamisha gari, baada ya kuhamisha tofali 900 akakumbuka kuwa mkuu wa jeshi walisoma wote...
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Heshima kwenu wadau wote,
Hilo swali hapo juu linanisumbua sana kichwa changu, nimeshahudhuria harus zaidi ya 3 za jamaa zangu hapa dar na kinachonishangaza unakuta bwana harusi sio mkazi wa...
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After suffering all manner of dirty
writings in the hand of students, a
block of classrooms has just been
repainted & it's now glittering like gold.
A student in the school,,Pikin got there
&...
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Habari yenu bhana
Hii ni mashindano ya kumsaka miss chitchat wa mwezi September.Bado tupo katika ngazi ya nusu fainal,washindi wawili watakaopatikana hapa ndio watakao ingia kuchuana Fainal...
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Jamaa mmoja kaka zakee
Baa
huku akiangalia Glasi yake
yenye
Bia ,akiwa katika pozi hilo
kwa
muda wa nusu saa...
Mara Gafla akazama Dereva
wa
Lori mwenye Masihara
mengi na
akamsogeleaa ...
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Na hii ndio hotuba aliyoitoa Iddi Amin dada(The conquerer) kulee UK.
"My Majesty,Mr Queen,Sir, Horrible ministers and members of parliament invested guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank...
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Ndugu zangu, leo naomba tuwe wazalendo zaidi kwa kuorodhesha sababu 1000 za kuipenda na kujivunia Utanzania wako...
1. No tribalism
2. No racial discriminations
3. No religious discrimation...
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Sababu zangu za msingi zinafuata.
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Number za gari hizi
T 000 ASS,
T 000 MKE
T 000 MBO
T 000 UKE
Itakuwa Mbaya teh
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