PSYCHOLOGIST & LAWYER
A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl answered with a loud voice;
I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!
All the students in...
alikuwepo kijana mmoja mgeni town,alipokuwa akicheza na wenzake walitukana tusi,******* alipokwenda nyumbani alimuliza mama yake maana yake akamwambia maana yake ni wageni.siku ya pili alikwenda...
Ndugu zangu naombeni msaada wa haraka,na ushauri namna ya kudeal na huyu mtu mwenye hii namba..
Kanipigia kwenye namba yangu ya Voda asubuhi sana ,sauti ya mwanadada(ila ana claim kuwa ni...
MME:ofis ye2 imeungua,wafanyakaz wote wamekfa
MKE:imekuaje ukapona?
MME:nilkuwa jiran na ofis nakunya
MKE:vp kuhus familia za wafiwa
MME:watalpwa mil 20 kwa kila1
MKE:unaona sasa kunya kunya...
Aisee ukimwi hauwezi kuisha bongo hii. Kuna gest inaitwa umoja gest house ipo nyuma ya kituo cha police mabatini, malaya wamechukua rums hapo kumekuwa ni danguro, ukifika tu unatoa elf mbili yako...
ALEXANDER POPE-ISM To err is human, to forgive bovine.
ANARCHISM You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to do anything with their milk and leave to form their own society...
Habari Ukiwa kama ndugu,jamaa na rafiki yangu,Napenda kukukaribisha kwenye kikao changu cha kwanza kitakachofanyika sigara club chang'ombe 28/11/2012,Nahitaji mchango wako wa hali na mali...
nakutafta kila mtaa sikupat cm hazipokelewi pm hazijibiwi lakini bado nakupenda bado moyo wangu hautaki kukukosa nakupenda sana uoneehuruma moyo wangu unavyoteseka
Baada ya polisi kuanzisha msako wa kukamata wapika gongo mitaani, mama mmoja aliamua kwenda kupika gongo kwenye mapango mida ya saa kumi na mbili na nusu jioni. Wakati akiendelea na zoezi lake la...
Wakuu na maalwatani wa jukwaa hili nawasalimu kwa salute!!!
nimesikia, na kuisoma methali hii isemayo "kila shetani na mbuyu wake" nimeitafakari sana, tena kwa kina! kichocheo kikuu cha tafakuri...
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