Salamu wakubwa,
Mumeamukaje??
Kitu cha kufurahia na kumshukuru Mungu.
Hapa bhana nimejifunza mengii saana pia nimeweza kuelewa mambo yanaendaje.
Nikianza na shukrani kwa FOUNDERS nawapa big...
i thank god i did the following
1. I lived 2 decades(1990-2012) 2. I survived 2 centuries(1900-2000) 3.i have seen 2 millenium(1000-2000)...happy twenties.,..we rock ...
Dushelele is the most dangerous creature it bites mostly women below their abdomen and cause their stomach to become bigger for about nine months. So Girls be careful.
source: unknown.
Heshima kwenu wana jamvi..
Hapa nilipo nina hasira mbaya na Mkenya mmoja hivi senior manager wangu.. Nimecheki account jana nikagundua mimi nimepata bonous kidogo sana kuliko kawaida ( yaani...
Nimechoka na mashitaka!
Asprin ukiendelea nitamruhusu marejesho aweke hazarani PM unazomsumbua nazo!..Mwache mke wa mwenzio apumuweee!!!
Jamani mi kila siku mashitaka yako tu, leo kaja Filipo...
I love Arusha So Mmmwaahhhh...!!!!!!!
Wana Jf wa AraChuga Wing Nipokeeni...!!!!!!!
Natia timu Kujiandaa na Safari ya Tanga.
Arushaone, Filipo, Lily Flower, Mungi, Erickb52, PakaJimmy...
Mwalimu wa Historia, "Eeeenhee
Wanafunzi, hivi ni nani alimuua Dedan
Kimathi?"
Mwanafunzi wa Kwanza, "Aki sio Mimi!!"
Mwanafunzi wa Pili, "Walahi sihusiki hata
kidogo!!"
Mwanafunzi wa Tatu...
Miaka ijayo ibada zitakuwa hv
mchungaji:bhwana asifiwe
waumini:amen
mchungaji:2mshukuru mungu kwa ku2pa cku nyingine nzuri hii ya leo
mchungaji:sasa 2fungue bluetooth za...
shetan alikutana na Yesu jangwan akamwambia "Yesu kama ww ni mwana wa Mungu geuza jiwe hili liwe mkate" Yesu akamjib "una chai ama soda hapo au unanisumbua? acha ujinga wako ww.
Kama leo ingekuwa ni mwisho wa dunia tungekusa moja kati ya watu ambao wangeuona huo mwisho wa dunia. Hivyo tulitakiwa tujipongeze kwa hilo ila tuendee kusubifi maana siku bado ndefu
Na kama...
Ni leo tena huwa natoa ushauri mara moja kwa mwaka na leo umeangukia kwa kakaangu kijana wa mjini huyu barobaro Erickb52 ambaye huwa ananitaka sana japokuwa sina mpango na kijana asiye Bikra kuwa...
Hebu fikiria kama leo tarehe 21/12/2012 saa sita kamili (0000hrs) ingelikuwa mwisho wa dunia.... Ungelikuwa wapi na unafanya nini???
Kuna ambao walikwenda makanisani kukesha...
Wengine...
Dah WanaJF
Yaani haka kasafari ka siku chache tu nimerudi nimekuta balaa!
Tulikuwa na kasafari kadogo na mamsap! Juzi kati nimerudi home nikapokelewa na malalamiko kibao!
Wa kwanza Sijui nimwite...
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had...