JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jamaa alikuwa anajaribu kukwepa malipo baada kufanyiwa operation ya macho, kwa kusema ''bado sioni'' Doctor akamwambia Nesi avue nguo mbele yake. JAMAA. ''bado sioni'' Dr. akamwambia nesi apanue...
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The doctor comes out of his office into waiting room for the next patient.He is shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head .
The doctor cries,''oh my God,how did that...
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Nimepost kule jamani nendeni mkachangie ila angalieni msije mkala ban manake kule Bishanga alienda akapewa za uso, za pua, hakurudi tena, hilo jukwaa kiti moto sirudi huko tena, Thread inasema...
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naomba kuuliza ndugu khs huu mfumo wa digitali eti kwa wale wenye cm zenye tv na wao wanashauriwa kuwa na ving'amuzi? kuuliza c ujinga
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Muandaaji wa shindano la miss chitchat anatafutwa kwa udi na uvumba. Tokea shindano hlo limekwisha mshindi amekwishapatikana lakini hatujatangaziwa kuhusu utaratubu mzima wa zawadi kiasi kwamba...
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Habari wana jf!
Mwenzenu nimekamatika na hii komedi ya kimarekani inayoitwa MADEA GOES TO JAIL.nadhan hata mara sita imefika tangu nianze kuiangalia.nikiboreka 2 namuwaziaga huyu jamaa...
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Hivi kwa nini watu wanadhani eti ukipanda ndege "unakula bata"
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Hawa jamaa wamebarikiwa sana, yani ni werevu, wajanja, wana busara, wana nguvu, ni wachapakazi, wanajiamini, ni viongozi, wanajituma, alafu wanahela na wanampenda Mungu. Yaani wahaya...
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Wadau kwa hisani ya Bishanga na TANMO na body ya wadhamini kwa ujumla wake niwape mbili tatu zilizotukia hadi tunafunga mwaka 2012 kama ifuatavyo
i. Madame B awagonganisha Ruttashobolwa, Chili na...
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Happy Friday Peoples!!
Jamani Hiszi sikukuu zilifululiza sana. ''chop my money coz I dont care'' imenimaliza.
Have a peacefull friday!!!
Byeeeee!!!!!!
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Napenda kutuma salam zangu za upendo kwa Maxence Melo, Invisible (ROBOT) Paw, PainKiller Roulette, Silencer, Buchanan, Cookie Fang, Meezy, (nimekusamehe) Moderator, Moderator1...
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''Mbele ya mtumishi wa Mungu, bwana harusi bila woga ni pale tu alipoulizwa. 'una kitu gani kama ishara ya upendo wenu'? Basi akafungua zipu, akaanza kuitoa na kuingiza kwa mkewe/ Bi harusi naye...
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Jamaa kaingia bar akamkuta mlevi anakunywa biere huku akiwa na mbwa pembeni.
(JAMAA):Oyaa mbwa wako hang'ati?
(MLEVI):Hapana hang'ati.
Jamaa akavuta kiti akakaa na kuagiza kinywaji.mara ghafla...
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Mimi george mayeye nawajulisha kuwa cheti cha form namba s.007/221 kimeungua.
Yeyote atayekiona atoe taarifa kituo chochote cha polisi.
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Babu baada ya kwenda mjini akitokea kijijini alipokelewa kwa vyakula na vinywaji vyakutosha, mpaka akasaza, baada ya kushiba na kuanza kunawa mikono, akasikia mwenyeji wake akìsema "weee david...
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Dogo:kitendawili?
Wanafunzi:tegaaa!
Dogo:nivue nguo nikupe utamu
mwalimu: wewe mtoto hebu wacha kutukana, nitakuchapa?...
Dogo:kumbe mwalimu ww pia kilaza? Jibu lake ni NDIZI!.
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