Mbwa wangu hang'ati!

[ZENITH]

Jamaa kaingia bar akamkuta mlevi anakunywa biere huku akiwa na mbwa pembeni.
(JAMAA):Oyaa mbwa wako hang'ati?
(MLEVI):Hapana hang'ati.
Jamaa akavuta kiti akakaa na kuagiza kinywaji.mara ghafla yule mbwa akamng'ata yule jamaa na kutoka na na kipande kikubwa cha nyama ya paja.
(JAMAA):Oyaa si ulinambia mbwa wako hang'ati?mbona kaning'ata?
(MLEVI):We vp,nimekwambia mbwa wangu hang'ati,nimemwacha home,huyo aliyekung'ata sio wangu,na mimi nimemkuta hapa hapa bar!

 

[MTENDAHAKI]

Hahahahaa!Hayo madhara ya kudandia treni!

 

[ZENITH]

Hahahahaa!Hayo madhara ya kudandia treni!

Na kweli katendewa haki!

 

[Washawasha]

hahahahahahahah.Nalog off

 

[mtamanyali]

ha ha ha ha ha you have made my day.

 

[NAGAMAHONGA]

sasa angeyajibiaje meno wakati yapomdomoni mwa mbwa.

 

[Jaguar]

Kiswahili si lugha rahisi.

 

[Chapa Nalo Jr]

Kwanza angeuliza huyu mbwa ni wako? Kuna tatizo la kudandia sana, kwa mfano mtu anakukuta umekaa na demu anakimbilia kusema, vipi huyu ndio shemeji yetu? Hilo ni kosa, kwa nini usiombe tu utambulisho!

 

[aduwilly]

tihi tihi tihi tihi

 

[ZENITH]

Kwanza angeuliza huyu mbwa ni wako? Kuna tatizo la kudandia sana, kwa mfano mtu anakukuta umekaa na demu anakimbilia kusema, vipi huyu ndio shemeji yetu? Hilo ni kosa, kwa nini usiombe tu utambulisho!

Bora aseme hivyo,mwingine angesema,'dah kumbe demu wako mkali hivi!.

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

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[bowlibo]

teh teh tetehehee ih ih ih ih cbdeee

 

[ZENITH]

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5G mafinga!mtandao wa ulanzi au?

 

[Mshana Jr]

bac hiyo heading nikadhani ni yule 'mbwa mweusi' asiyekoma kuingia matanuri yenye joto kali

 

[Jaguar]

bac hiyo heading nikadhani ni yule 'mbwa mweusi' asiyekoma kuingia matanuri yenye joto kali

Mh!kwani ni lazima awe mweusi?

 

[Mshana Jr]

Mh!kwani ni lazima awe mweusi?

wa kiafrika mkuu

 

[Spider]

hahahahahahahaha............

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lugha gongana