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Ni ratiba yangu ya kawaida kabisa asubuhi nafagia uwanja,kisha nachukua mkokoteni nafata maji,kisha namuogesha mtoto wetu anayesoma primary std1 na kisha kumtengea chai na kumpeleka shule then...
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Nabii Joshua Mwantyala akiwanyunyizia 'maji ya tiba' kinywani wananchi waliofika katika mkutano wake wa neno la Mungu wenye lengo la kuwaombea watu wenye magonjwa sugu wakiwemo wenye Ukimwi, Mjini...
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Jamani, unafiki na kujikosha si tabia njema, kwani ni dhambi mbele za Sir God , na mnafedhesha mitume wake.
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Baba V umewahi kuusikia huu wimbo? Erickb52? Mamndenyi? watu8? amu? lara 1? manoah na wengine woote, ndugu zangu wa mtwara asanteni sana: Telelainfoblog.com: DOWNLOAD FREE SONG GESI KWANZA FROM...
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Unajua kama utundu kwenye mapenzi kwa watu umeigwa kutoka kwa wanyama na ndege? Denda- Njiwa Kunyonya uchi-Beberu Chuma mboga- Mmbwa kubaka- Jogoo kula tigo- Nguruwe kukata mauno na kulia...
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Kuendelea kufungua, thread zinazo wahusu wachafuzi wa CC ni sawa na kuwapa vichwa na kujiona kama wana nguvu ya kusumbua na CC, dawa ni ndogo, ni ku asume tu kama hawapo hao watu bhaasii watasepa...
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WanaJF wanaotongoza wajukuu zangu kwa PM, hamjui nina pasiwedi za wajukuu wangu? Nawasikitikia sana.....nawajueni, iko siku ntawarusha hewani. WanaJF wanaotumia ID na avatar za kike kumbe ni...
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haruthi ilikuwa ndhuri!, bibi haruthi alipendedha utathema mbalamwedhi. toa na we yako
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Jamaani nyie dar Wing's mbona mmepooza kama maembe sifurii? Oneni wivu wa kimaendeleo jamani. Ivi amjisikii vibaya wenzetu wa Tanga na Arusha walivyo na unit kama siafu? Nini chanzo cha nyie...
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Jamaa alisikia tetesi kwamba mkewe analiwa uroda, akafanya tego la kumnunulia chupi tano zote za bluu...... aliporudi nyumbani mkewe akampokea kwa mshangao "mume wangu mbona zote za abluu au...
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Jaman mi na mi hela kbao yan nkiwapa wanajf wote wanapata 10000000/=kila mmoja xa ntajien nilale na superstar gan wa kke hapa bongo?
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Eti,"Tumemuwekea sanctions"!! HA HA HAAAAAA!!! Kumbe kuna watu wanadhani Jf ni sehemu ya kutafutia umaarufu? Umaarufu kwa Id fake? HA HA HAAAA!! Chit Chat bhana!! COPY TO mrobhanda.
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Kuna members wanao7bisha members wengine kapata BAN. % kubwa mwanzisha hapati BAN isipokuwa wachangiaji wa thread husika. Nifupishe maongezi kwa kukutafadhalisha usipost chochote kama thread...
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mko wapi mbona siwaoni? au mwaniogopa?
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umekwenda hoteli umemuagiza waiter akuletee kinywaji, wakati unasubiri kwa muda huo nani atakua ni waiter
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Baba mmoja alikuwa anamfundisha binti yake mwenye umri wa miaka 8jinsi ya kujifunza kusomana kuandika kiswahili.Baba alianza kwa kumwambia binti wake. BABA:Sema A,E,I,O,U BINTI:A,E,I,O,U...
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Mdada mmoja mrembo sana alikuwa kapewa talaka na mumewe akahamia nyumba aliyokuwa kapanga CHEKA..... CHEKA alipomuona mpangaji mpya roho yote ikamtoka... Akajitahidi kila njia kumuonyesha kuwa...
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A teacher asks her class "If there are 5 birds sitting on fence and you shoot one of them how many will be left?" she calls on little johhny. "None they all fly away with the first gun shot" The...
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Suppose l am ready to say "YES" to whatever you ask me, what would you ask me?
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INBOX SMS ZA MSICHANA KWENYE SIMU; Frank: I love u gal. M pesa: You have received 15,000 kutoka kwa John Tesha. Bodaboda: Unajua nahisi km nataka nikutoe diner leo. 100: Umepokea muda wa...
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