(1)Umeajiriwa kazi na kutimuliwa baada ya siku 30 bila malipo.
(2)Una-download kitu kinafika 99% kina-fail.
(3)Umenunua simu leo laki 3,kesho inaporomoka bei mpaka laki moja na nusu.
(4)Umetumia...
Mkenya mmoja alitoka Mombasa kwenda Zanzibar kutalii akiwa na Kasuku wake. Baada ya kushuka kwenye boti na kumaliza shughuli zote za kugonga passport, aliamua kwenda kununua ndizi za kuiva ili...
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Guys tukaribishe week end kwa kutaja masong ambayo ni one hit wonder.
One hit wonder kwa msiojua ni pale msanii anapotoa single nzuri halafu ina hit sana lakini...
Ruttashobolwa ame dedicate hii nyimbo kwa mpenzi wake wa kumoyo,kaniomba niirushe hapa kwa niaba yake:
oh Madame B,
oh Madame B,
umenigeuza shamba la bibi,
sina tena kitambi,
kama zamani...
The Man went with his wife in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here...
nikama wiki tatu sasa,kuna dada mkazi wa ungalimited alimuokota paka mzuri barabari akiwa anatoka kazini,dada akajifanya anapenda sana wanyama akamchukua yule paka na kwenda nae kwake,dada...
Kwa niaba ya wana Chitchat wote nawaomba Moderators wote watusafishie jukwaa letu pendwa kwani limevamiwa na Mamluki....
Hapo awali kabla ya mamluki hao tulienjoy sana jukwaa hili bila BAN...
kuanzia leo jioni hadi jumapili.ni full ku-:sleepy: yaani ile sana+:spit:halafu :violin: na ku :bange::bange::bange::bange::bange::bange::bange:..Maulidi njema na wikendi njema kwa woote..
Nimekuta mchango humu JF ikiwajadili Wakurya, Wanyiha na Wazaramo kuhusu kuona wake wengi; naomba Modi mniruhusu kuufufua kwa njia ingine na kwa malengo mengine kama ifuatavyo. Mababu zetu...
An man drinks at the pub until they close.
He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures hell crawl outside and get some fresh air...
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