JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mchaga alipata demu wa Kizaramo akamwita aende geto. Demu kufika geto akavua nguo mchaga akaona shanga tele kiunoni akauliza Yeethu na maliya hizi Rozali zimeibwa Parokia gani?
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Hapo mwanzo Mungu aliumba ulimwengu na wanyama wake. Kila mnyama alipewa miaka ya kuishi 30. Kati ya wanyama walioumbwa walikuwa Punda, Mbwa na binadamu. Mungu akawauliza wanyama hao Je! unadhani...
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MKE WA MLEVI:Mume wangu ulisema huu mwaka mpya 2013,utabadirika na kuwa mtu mpya kabisa na pombe utaacha,sasa mbona bado unaendelea kunywa pombe?
MLEVI:Hapana mke wangu si kwamba...
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Chizi alikuwa anatembea, akaona kitu kama kinyesi. Akainama akagusa na kidole kisha akalamba akasema "waa, ni mavi kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!''
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Nashukuru nasema asante, na nina ahidi kuto tumia lugha kali tena kwa member mwingine. Asante uongozi wa Jf.
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Habari zenu wanachitchat wenzangu
naona mko ifit kimtindo leo nimeingia kwa gia namba 4 ambayo haiwezekani kabisa kushika njia za matopeni kwani itakwama yenyewe ni lami kwa kwenda mbele jamani...
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Mmasai mmoja alitongoza demu, baada ya makubaliano wakaenda Guest walipokuwa wakila uroda demu alimkatikia viuno mmasai, mambo yakawa hivi:-
Mmasai: Dada nani ametongosa mwensie?
Demu: wewe...
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"..Sitoki sasa..mi nasema sitoki.."
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nipo hapa ofisi za startime
sasa kaja mmasai kaacha watu hoi baada ya kusema:
mudumu patia ile naitwa kinga ya mafusi. kumbe alimaanisha KING'AMUZI
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kwamba kuna watu 876549871098766 wanaoongoza kwa uvivu hapa duniani? wewe ni mmoja wao kwani hujajisumbua kuisoma hiyo idadi,uongo kweli?
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Niliwahi kushuhudia aliyekua Waziri Mkuu ambaye kwa sasa ni mwenyekiti wa Tume ya Katiba Jaji Joseph Warioba akiwasha Sigara kwenye Mwenge mara tu baada ya kuuwasha (nilimuona akihangaika kutafuta...
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FIVE LITTLE STORIES
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella...
THAT'S FAITH
2. When you...
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Nataka kufungua biashara karibia na Ubungo I DSM na kuuza vitu vifuatavyo kwa wakati mmoja:
magodoro, mito, matairi ya matrekta (makubwa na madogo), vifaa vya magari, chupa za chai, vikombe...
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Jamaa wawili walikuwa wakicheza karata porini mara wakapita wakulima wawili, wakasikia sauti "weka jembe chini" wao walijua majambazi wakaweka majembe yao chini "weka kisu" wakaweka visu vyao...
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Ninamshukuru Muumba ulimwengu na vyote vilivyomo, vinavyoonekana na visivyoonekana.Tarehe kama hiyo hapo juu,mwaka fulani uliopita siku nyingi nilizaliwa,siku za kuishi zinaendelea kupungua.
Pia...
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Siku ya Jumatatu; tarehe 14 January 2013 ni siku ambayo Regia Mtema Foundation imeitenga maalumu kwa ajili ya kumbukumbu ya Regia Mtema. Katika siku hii maalumu wote mnakaribishwa Peacock Hotel...
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Umefika zako dukani,unataka kununua condom za kwenda kuchakachulia kwingineko,ile unasema "muuzaji naomba unipatie co....",unageuka nyuma unakutana uso kwa macho na mama watoto wako.Hii sentensi...
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ajali ya basi tanga aliyetumwa sanda naye alipata ajali na pikipiki akafa palepale. :wof:
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