At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation, is there any Man or Woman here who knows any thing that will make this wedding not to go on?
You may say it now or forever remain...
Nilirudi wiki iliyopita tokea jijini Dar sasa natamba nikiwa hom Arusha yaani narudisha mwili kwanza maana matukio ya mwaka jana yalikua hatari zaid sina haja ya kuyaelezea.
Shukrani kwa Muumba...
Mwangaruka,
Heshima
kwenu wanabodi.Jamani eeh,wenyewe mmejionea kuhusu matokeo ya wadogo
zetu wa form four.Mnasemaje sasa kuhusu kuomboleza vilio vya wadogo zetu
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before...
Wanawake walikuwa kwenye semina wakaulizwa., mara ya mwisho kumwambia mumeo kuwa unampenda ni lini? wengine wakasema leo asubuhi, wengine muda sio mrefu.muwezeshaji akawaambia kila mmoja sasa hivi...
Jamaa mmoja alishukiwa na Malaika toka mbinguni akaambiwa omba chochote unachotaka lakini Jirani yako yeye atapata marambili.
Kwa Mfano ukitaka PRADO Jirani yako atapata PRADO mbili nawe utapata...
An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die.
As soon as the alcoholic went...
hebu fanya kauchunguzi ni kwa nini wapenzi wanapokua ndio wanataka kufanya tendo la ndoa husaidiana kutoa nguo kwa pamoja tena kw romance kali lakini baada tu ya tendo la ndoa kila mtu anavaa nguo...
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a
chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just
stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at...
Wakuu wa jf hamjambo??wakubwa zangu shikamoo!kama kichwa cha habari kinavyojieleza.Mwaka huu nategemea kumaliza ka degree kangu kakwanza ila kutokana na hali mbaya ya ajira ilivyo hapa nchini...
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