JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A man & his ever nagging wife
went out on a vacation to
Jerusalem.While they were
there,the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home
for $ 5000 or...
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wandugu mfahamisheni kuwa anatafutwa kweli kweli na RF
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Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth...
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Unasafiri kikazi, wakati unapaki nguo na makorokoro mengine, Mkeo anakupa box la kondomu "Honey chukua hizi in case ikitokea dharura". Unalipokea kwa tabasamu zito na kusema "Asante Mke wangu kwa...
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Well, hello guys!
It is Mei Mosi again, zamani zetu Rais wa Jamhuri ilikuwa ni lazima atoe hotuba kwa wafanyikazi, na matarajio yetu mara nyingi ilikuwa ni kupanda kwa viwango vya mishahara...
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Leo ndio mara yangu ya kwanza kuja R Chuga, nimeona ni jiji zuri sana lina baridi la wastani, lakini nasikia ni jiji la kibabe, anaway suala kubwa lililönileta hapa ni kuwa nimefikia maeneo ya...
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Zuzu alikuwa anatembea ,ghafla akaona kitu kama mavi,akagusa na kidole ,halafu akaramba.......Dahaaa kumbe ni yenyewe ,NAMSHUKURU SANA MUNGU SIJAYAKANYAGA
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Jamaa alimchukua paka wake na kwenda kumtupa mbali aliporudi akakuta paka amesharudi akakasirika sana, cku ya pili akamchukua na kwenda nae mbali zaidi ya kilomita 50 akakata kulia akakata kushoto...
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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na
mkewe.Mara akamuona mtu
amesimama
kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka,"Toka hapa,we ni
nani mpaka unakuja kitandani
mwangu?" Yule
mtu akajibu,"Mi ni
malaika;mtakati fu...
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what is up chitter chatters, nina swali wakuu wakubwa
Mi nataka kujua kazi gani ya hovyo wanalipa vizuri, kuna ninazo zijua ile ya kunyonga wanalipa safi kweli kweli, kilo nane na ushee nasikia...
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unaruhusiwa kutaja mbegu yoyote duniani na je wewe unazitumiaje na kuzipendaje
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Usimuone ng'ombe anatembea huku anakunya, anajali muda.. (time management)
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Baba m1 alikua anasafiri kwa punda na mwanae, akampandisha mtoto kny punda yeye akatembea, watu wakasema...
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Ama kweli hawa ni masela!!
national examinations council of tanzaniacsee 2012 examination results
s1954 masela secondary school
div-i = 0 div-ii = 0 div-iii = 3 div-iv = 8 fld = 11
cno
sex...
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Za sa iz??
Samahan kwa kupotea!!
Nilienda kuwasalimu wazee wangu mjini Arusha.
Nimesikia unanisaka kwa hali na mali sijui nimefanyeje maana mwenyekiti wa ndoa Baba V anataka tumfuate sijui...
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Mhasibu mwenye degree anatakiwa...mshahara Ni laki 4 kwa kuanzia Hamna masuala ya kodi...Nipigie kwa 0718200777
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KWA WABAHIRI WA KUNUNUA CALENDER:
Kama una calender ya mwaka 1985, 1991 au ya
mwaka 2002.
Ichukue itumie kwani ni sawa kabisa na ya mwaka
huu 2013.
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Kagera Day ni balaa
Uchangiaji fedha katika siku ya Kagera day.
Kiasi MABIRIONI ya shilingi yilichangwa mbele ya Lowasa ikiwa nipamoja na zawadi.
1. Prof. Rweikiza wa Marekani- Sh. milioni...
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jamaa mmoja alikwenda kununua chips. baada ya muda zikawa tayari muuzaji akamuuliza tuweke nini na nini? jamaa akajibu tena kwa kujiamini chilitomato, muuzaji akaweka chill na tomato kisha...
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Kulingana na uzoefu wangu pombe kiasi sio mbaya sana i'm 35+ years
kwenye pombe kiasi kuna advatange sana kama hizi
1- unakuwa na marafiki kibao
2. Ni rahisi sana kupata michongo ya ukweli
3...
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