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# Who said engineers don't seduce, read this:

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HUNIJUI, Oct 24, 2012.

1. ### HUNIJUIJF-Expert Member

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Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart were a null set, but when a vector of a particular Magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
Sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would
Be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of
An unknown function.
You make my heart pump like a Turbo diesel engine.

2. ### BourgeoisieJF-Expert Member

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Recipes.

3. ### Nique MMember

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woow! poa xana,.engineers we can wit our language.

4. ### abunerimgayaMember

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bro we mmbayaaaaaaaaaaaa

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is that engineer or mathematician?

6. ### SpiderJF-Expert Member

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• :majani7:ai see

7. ### CppMember

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all engineers are mathematicians..

8. ### MTENDAHAKIJF-Expert Member

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Not all mathematicians are Engineers but vice versa!Engineers use mathematics to design real objects!Mathematicians....?

9. ### kookolikooJF-Expert Member

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haswaaa!

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