Ijuma iliyopita vivian watu8 Filipo Maskron DEMBA Kaizer mimi49 farkhina Mamndenyi rafikimkweli mwallu na shosti Chocs kwa pamoja tulipata Dinner ya pamoja Maeneo ya masaki Dids and was really an...
Inawezekana, naulizia for directions, au nauliza kama unamfahamu bibi yake mkubwa shetani..au kama kwenu mnauza mayai ya kuku wa kienyeji au labda nakuomba unipe lifti kwenye mgongo wako..
Sasa...
Girl : "Forgive me father for I have
sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"
Girl ...
KWA AMBAO KINAPANDA.. COMMENT IN ENGLISH PLS
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I...
Koho! Koho!. Habari zenu wakuu! Kwa mujibu wa mabadiliko ya hali ya mapenzi na upungufu wa joto la kupendana duniani, mamlaka ya udhibiti wa mapenzi imetoa majina na maana yake kwa wakati huu...
Ukiwa mwenge kituoni ile asubuhi abiria wa naosubiri gari za posta ni wengi sana ila cha kushangaza mtu anasimamawee pale kusubiri gari za posta wakati anashuka aidha Victoria makumbusho au...
Hello wanajamii!
Mwenzetu Lady doctor anaumwa hivyo nawaomba kwa pamoja tushirikiane kumpa faraja na kumuombea apone haraka!
Shem namuomba Mungu akushushie mkono wake wa uponyaji upone haraka...
Jamaa fulani walikuwa wakitembea mmoja wao akasikia kiu,wakaenda wakabisha hodi nyumba iliyokuwa jirani, mara akatokezea mtoto kijana wa kiume, wakamwambia wanasikia kiu wanaomba maji ya kuywa...
Funguo za gari , zinarushwa rushwa kidogo...
Funguo za gari huwekwa mezani...
Funguo za gari huning'inizwa kwenya suruali...
Kamwe funguo za gari haziwekwi..
Kwenye mifuko...
Kwenye pochi...
MCHUNGAJI: Mgeukie jirani yako na umwambie Mungu yumwema, WAUMINI wote wakageukianana kusema Munguyumwema, MCHUNGAJI: Leo nitawaombea wale wote wasio zaa, mgeukie wenzio na umwambie leo utapata...
Nakumbuka nyimbo za rap za kiswahili kama OPP, ICE Baby na nyingine nyingi za Saleh Jabir yuko wapi huyu siku hizi?
Nakumbuka enzi za Shaba Ranks na staili yake ya panki la hatari..........
Dah...
When i said tomorrow is your birthday and what shall i gift you, you told me that you i don't know but you want something with diamonds
so today i am giving you this pack of playing cards.
*Ukitaka watu wahakiki kama
umefika
DAR lazima upige picha daraja la
manzese
*ukitaka wahakiki kama umefika
mwanza lazima upige picha na
samaki mkubwa
*ukitaka wahakiki kama umefika
DODOMA
lazima...
Ukikohoa ukatema makohozi barabarani...ni uchochozi,
Ukijamba kwenye daladala...ni uchochezi,
Ukigongea fegi au sosi kwa jirani...ni uchochezi,
Binti kuvaa kimtegomtego...ni uchochezi...