JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jamaa ananiambia nimeokota hela kwenye daladala ila wakati napanga bajeti, haijatosha, niongezee twenty basi. Hahahaha
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Pastor was standing at the door after mass greeting people..
He grabbed Onyango by the hand & pulled him aside...Pastor told Onyango,
"U need 2 join the Army of the Lord!"
Onyango: "I'm already...
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Dah! Uzee ndo huo unaninyemelea.
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Kwamba wewe unaeperuzi hapa , ima uwe Njemba (Me) ama uwe Shori (Ke)
Una mpenzi wako mnaependana sana kwa dhati ya nafsi zenu .
Pamoja na kupendana huko , watambua ktk suala la kumlinda...
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Kulikua na kikao cha wazazi kuhusu vijana wetu wanaosoma watu wakachangia ndo ikawa zamu ya mzee mmoja wa kihaya na tulimjua kabila lake kutokana na jina na lafudhi ikawa badala ya kuongea...
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UMOMBO WALETA BALAA
Jamaa kaenda sehemu kwenye interview ile kuingia tu chumba Cha interview,
Boss akamwambia" Wait Please''
Jamaa akajibu 75 kg Sir*
CHEZEA UMOMBO WEYE,!!!
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Cheki Watoto Wa Tz WalivyoHaribika:
Wazir Wa Ujenz Magufuli,
Alifanya Mkutano Akasema mtu Yeyote
Akijenga Pemben Mwa Barabara hiyo
Nyumba Tutaiwekea X, Akashanga
Watoto Wanashangilia Kwa...
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Naomba kuleta mawazo haya kwenu nakumbuka mwaka jana tulikutanisha wana CC pale kebbys naomba mwaka huu tu organiz kitu kama hicho kabla ya Christmas na kifanyike pale escape1 au 2 je mwaonaje...
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Mtoto:Baba nikwambie kitu...
Baba:Nilikukataza kuongea wakati wa kula haya nyamaza....
Mtoto:Akaendelea kula mpaka wakamaliza kula...
Baba:Haya sasa sema ulichotaka kuniambia...
Mtoto:Nilitaka...
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Ni toleo jingine la JF UDAKU mwezi wa kumi likiwa limesheheni habari motomoto, Kwa hisani ya TANMO , Bishanga na Elizabeth Dominic natiririka kama ifuatavyo...
1.Sakata la madawa ya kulevya...
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ukiivuta chini unaumia, ukivuta kwa juu unaumia. ukisema itulie hapo hapo ilipo nasa unaumia. ushaonja maumivu ya zip iliyo nasa kwenye ngozi ya mdudu?. mia
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Habari zenu members. Natafuta marafiki wa jinsia zote toka Mkoa wa Njombe waliopo Dar. Aliyetayari ani Pm
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nani alimuanza mwenzake she au he???
na dk ipi utamu hunoga kuliko muda mwingine wowote,funguka mwana jf....
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Kwa wale wadada ambao ni biashara
Please usikopeshe
LOL
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend a night with him for 200 pounds, they spent the night together. In the morning...
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Mchungaji alitangaza kila mtu atoe sadaka kulingana na uzuri wa mke wake...basi watu wakaanza kutoa Mokoyo akatoa 50,000/ Baba V 30,000 Erickb52 10,000 kiwatengu 20,000 mwekundu 100,000...
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Wakuu Lugha ni hai ie inazaliwa, inakua na kisha inakufa Tangu nijiunge na JF nimekutana na misamiati ifuatayo (hasa jukwaa la siasa)
kilaza
masaburi
unatoa povu/pofu
kibuda
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Mwenyekeiti wa Miss angalia watu wako hawa....
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Behind every Miss there should be a Mr. Mabudaa mjipigie debe hapa kuwa Mr. Chit-Chat.
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