Hivi ni kweli wanawake wamefikia hatua hii? Mi nadhani kuna kitu hakipo sawa mahali. Nimepata ujumbe huu nami nimecopy na......;
"Wanawake wa siku hizi wana tabia sawasawa na wanaume kasoro tu...
Mwanamke mmoja alienda kwa daktari na kumueleza kuwa matiti yake madogo.anataka yawe makubwa.
DOKTA; NTAKUNYONYA kitaalam kwa saa moja yatakuwa makubwa.
MWANAMKE; Ok, nitakuja na mume wangu nae...
1. EMBE- Furaha ya NDOA.
2. CHUNGWA- Mpweke lakini Unatafuta.
3. LIMAU- Unampenda mtu lakini unaogopa kumwambia.
4. SHOKISHOKI- Upo katika mausiano ama ndoa lakini unaye mwingine ambaye unampenda...
Kupita katika maisha Magumu,ni fursa ya kuuona mkono wa Mungu,kwa hiyo tabu zote unazo zipata mshukuru Mungu kwa kila jambo,kwa sababu kushukuru ni alama ya imani,ni alama inayo onyesha kuwa unaye...
Jamaa alienda kwenye interview, ilipofika zamu yake kuingia ofisini kuhojiwa maswali akaingia moja kwa moja hadi kwa bosi. BOSI:-"wait please". JAMAA:- "sixtyfive kilogram sir."
Kuna mwalimu alikuwa anaita majina ya wanafunzi darasani.
Alipofika kwenye jina lifuatalo alisita na hakulisoma kabisa.
JINA LAKE NI: ALLY
LA BABA YAKE: SHANITO
LA UKOO: MBAGA
Du ebu...
MBUMBUMBU WA MWAKA
Jamaa walienda kuomba kazi kwenye ofisi ya Professor, jamaa hao ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe...
The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have $20 and I ask you for $10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just...
"Doctor", says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on Earth for?"
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."
"OK, but it's...
Shikamoooh mapenzi!!poleni wadau wote wa MMU Kwa kufiwa na wadau wenzetu wa hli jukwaa(mume wa Ufoo salo,na Mr Munish).Dhumuni la uzi huu ni ku waweka ATTENTION wakina dada pind wanapoona ma...
MUME; baada ya kuoa ikawa anamwambia BI~HARUSI mke wangu! Nina Mambo 2 ya Kufurahisha na Kuhuzunisha je nianze Kukwambia lipi?
MKE: Anza la Kufurahisha
MUME: Akamuonyesha Uume wake; "Akamwambia...
SIJAWEZA KUZIUPLOAD HAPA ILA TMBELEA LINKS HIZI HAPA..UVUNJIKE MBAVU
KAMA ULIMISI KUCHEKA SIKU YA LEO..BASI INGIA HAPA ~ N.O.W
VUNJA MBAVU KWA KUTAZAMA VIDEO HII PART 1 ~ N.O.W
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