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Hivi huu ugomvi wa ManPac na Mayweather kwanini serikali ya marekani imeufumbia macho na kwanini wasiusolve kwa njia za kidemokrasia? UN nayo imekaa kimya hadi watu wanataka kupigana. Kweli vita...
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Samahani sana sana jf, sina SAA wala simu ya kuweza kunisaidia kuangalia muda, kwa hiyo chonde, tena naomba sana sana, yeyote aliye na SAA aniambie hivi sasa ni SAA ngapi ili nisijenikachelewa...
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A TAXI DRIVER STOPS AT SHELL GARAGE
Driver: Kijana naomba unijazie tank yangu.
Petrol attendant: I only speak English sir, could
you please say that in
English?...
Driver: Oh! Ok Good morning, I...
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Cheka kidogo ondoa stress;""";:'.........""""""" Kuna jamaa wawili walifika stesheni bahati mbaya wakakuta treni ndiyo kwanza inaondoka Wakaanza kuikimbiza.Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanada akaenda...
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Nakutakia kila la kheri kwenye kuadhimisha siku ya leo UncleUber.
Pamoja sana...
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Wakuu,
Nipo hapa Ifunda Iringa nafaidi ulanzi,ugimbi na kiti moto na nyama choma.
Karibuni sana
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Download hapa>>>https://youtu.be/Y7CLYIU0P4A
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Sasa jaukwaani huku JF mkiona zile thread za kitoto na miandiko ya kama FB na vitukovituko msiwalaumu maana sikuhizi watu wanamaliza form 6 wengi wakiwa na umri mdogo na akili za kitoto vilevile...
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Ebhanae wasiopanda daladala wanayakosa haya:
1-atakupa nyuma
2-ntakupa nikikaa vizuri
3-ngoja isimame ntakupa
4-atakupa mbele
5-hujapewa nyuma?
zamu yako kufunguka sasa
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Jijini Dar es Salaam Nalisikia Peke Yangu Tu au Nanyi Huko Mliko Mnalisikia? Ni Baridi Kali Hadi Linaingia Ktk Mifupa Na Kutetemesha Mwili. Hivi Kwa Staili Hii Kuna Kuoga Kweli Leo au Mwendo Ni...
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Usiku kuamkia leo nikiwa ndotoni:- rafiki yangu akanipa miadi ya kutoka lakin pia akaniambia anatumia fursa hiyo kunitambulisha kwa demu wake, tuko sehemu ya tukio akafika mwanadada mzuri kweli...
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Naomba nizikiri wazi kuwa ni ngumu kwangu kuishi bila mchepuko.Ziko sababu nyingi zinazopelekea kuwa na mchepuko mathalani jinsi anavyokunyenyekea na ubunifu kitandani.
Mchepuko wangu nimeusevu...
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Wakuu,
Kuna huyu Dada wa Airtel ambaye anajibu watu pale unapopiga namba ya Airtel na haipo hewani au haipatikani, napenda sana kusikia anavyoongea, ana slang za kufa mtu ukijumlisha na sauti...
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Kubwa zaidi ni ya wanywaji pombe (vilevi) wanapanga mkakati wa punguzo bei ya vinywaji na kwa kuwa Serikari yetu siyo sikivu, wanapanga mgomo ambao utahusisha baa na zote kufungwa na walevi...
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Wengi walivunja mbavu katika mji wa tanga baada ya kichaa mmoja kununua kiberiti iliyokuwa imechorwa kifaru.La kushangaza ni kuwa alikuwa amekataa dawa kwa muda mrefu.Alipotingisha kile kiberiti...
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1.italy wilk be conquered by communism. Cardinals and bishops will be killed. For a time the. Vatican will be closed and the. Catholic religion will stop for a while. Communism will seep...
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Wanasiasa 40 walipata ajali mbaya porini mkulima mmoja alipoona hivyo alichimba shimo na kuwazika wote pamoja.alipoulizwa na polisi juu ya maiti mambo yalikuwa hivi;
POLISI: zipo wapi maiti...
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...nimekosa swaga la kuanzia!!
Sijalipwa na wala sina interest yoyote na 'Valentina'..
Valentina alishaishi nje sanaa,
Majina ya waliowahi kumtokea hapa na kulia sana PM ni haya...
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Nimepewa ultmatum na ndugu zangu nitafute mke. Kwa vile shughuli za kiofisi zinanikeep locked nimeona njia rahisi by hooks and crooks ni kumnasa Lara 1 au Charming lady. Maisha ya sasa hayahitaji...
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~Kama salam ni aibu
niko tayari niaibike kwa ajili yenu.
~Kama salam ni mali
niko radhi nifilisike
kwa upendowangu kwenu.
Kama salam ni
lawama ni bora
nilaumiwejuu yenu.
~Kama salam...
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