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Muturi is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. The nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present to record his last wishes, and when all is...
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Kipindi hiki tulikiita analogy saiv digital maana mambo yako kwenye mitandao kitu kinafika mapema sanaaa
Ona hiiii
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sikuwa online kwa muda kutokana na matatizo kidogo ila nimerudi,nliwamiss sana
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Steven Gerrard: mchezaji mwenye magoli mengi zaidi Liverpool kuliko wenzake msimu huu,
ANA MAGOLI 8. NNE JUMLISHA NNE.
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all the ladies who haven't given birth yet but BREASTFEEDING adults with 32 teeth in their mouth. BRAVO to you too😜😜
#ndukiii
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Hana Undugu Wa Damu Kweli Na Masanja Wa Orijino Komedy? Kwani Wanafana Sana Utadhani Mananasi Ya Bagamoyo au Kiwangwa!
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Habari zenu wakuu!
"Kama mapenzi ni pesa, kaolewe Bank"
Asanteni.
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Ujue mie kuna kitu huwa kinanishangaza kuhusu vijana wenzangu wa kibongo{me na ke}, unakuta kijana hana kazi yoyote hapa mjini, kazi yake ni kushinda kijiweni tu na wengine kazi zao ni kudhurura...
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Kulikuwa na vijimisemo enzi zile nikivikumbuka, huwa vinanipa burudani. Vijimisemo kama ''Utabana ngenge - wakimaanisha utakoma! ,du kinaa - yaani hakuna shida, dole tupu - yaani powa tu...
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Ni vya Rangi ya kijani
Vidogo kama vifaranga.
Siku vikikuwa vikubwa
vitakuwa kama ndama:becky:
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Muturi is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. The nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present to record his last wishes, and when all is...
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Kwenye mashindano ya kula ugali kwa mboga ya ajabu washindi walikua kama ifuatavyo,
mshindi wa tatu alikula ugali kwa kulumangia na chumvi mfuko mzima.
mshndi wa pili alikula ugali bakuli la...
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Kwa anaejua mafuta mazuri ya nywele, ndevu, mafuta ya kupaka na body spray bila kujali bei anijuze ninayotumia nahisii yatamkera mchumba wangu mana nataka nikaonane nae mwezi ujao.
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1.Kupakwa jivii kwenye kidonda.
2.Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3.Ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tuuu
4.Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa vidonge vya rangi mbili
5.Kupamba sebule kwa kadi, pamba na toilet pepa kipindi cha...
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Jero = 500/=
Buku = 1,000/=
Msimbazi = 10,000/=
Jamaa anakula mzigo wa rafiki yake = jamaa anatembea na mke wa rafiki yake
Jamaa anapiga yule demu = jamaa anatembea na yule mwanamke
Demu =...
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Na maanisha sehemu za haja kubwa na sehemu za uzazi za ng'ombe, mbuzi, kitiii na vingine tunavyokula. Nikila kwa mamantilie unaweza ukapewa nyama haieleweki ni sehemu gani ya mnyama husika. Ndio...
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Mambo yalikuwa hivi
Mlaleo Hi ... Nihao
Mchina Akajibu hi..
Nikamuambia can i have your Number...!
Akaniambia "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" Niakasema , "Wow! free sex?" Ndipo rafiki...
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H.E Baraka Obama President of the United States of America has comfirmed to visit kenya for only 8 hours.
The US Navy Seals will be in charge of all water bodies in East Africa.
The USA Secret...
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Kuna jamaa aliweka picha ya mchepuko wake kama (dp) profile pic wassap huku akijua
Mke wake yuko bize hadi jioni....ilipofika jioni Kila akitaka kubalisha picha mtandao
unazingua kuajaribu na...
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