Daughter: mom am pregnant!!
Mom: what the ***???
Daughter: it was an accident!!
Mom: so u telling me that u was walking down the street then slipped and fell on a dick???
Nasikitika sana kusema haya maneno lakini sina jinsi kwa kweli ,inabidi tu members wa JF wameshindwa kuendana na kasi yangu ya ubongo.
Iam a prodigy, threads zangu ni za nguvu mno mpaka...
Microsoft's Bill Gates had decided to invest substantially in Zanzibar Island after Bangalore & Hyderabad, but later decided not to invest in Zanzibar after receiving a letter from Mr Raza.
To ...
THE INSPIRATIONAL ALPHABET
A = Although things are not perfect
B = Because of trails and pains
C = Continue in thanksgiving
D = Do not begin to trade blames
E = Even when the times look very hard...
Umepanda daladala halafu hukupata siti ukasimama. Sasa hapo pembeni yako abiria mwenzio anachati na mpenzi wake. Sasa kwa umbea wako ukawa unakula chabo, ukakuta anaelekezwa ashuke kituo mlichopo...
Hayaa sasa kwa mara nyingine tena (kwa sauti ya DJ mafi)
Hadithi hadithiiiiiiiii uongo njoo utamu koleaaaaaaa, watu waburudike kidogo maana ishakua timu timu,timu zote turefresh mind hapa sio...
Haya wadau nimekuja Tanga kwa GPS sijui A wala Be. Niliosikia ga tu waja leo ila kuondoka majaliwa. Nambie ni wapi pakwend shangaa shangaa.
Nimekuja for business AND pleasure.
Nimekaa na kutafakari sana. Hii tabia ya watu walio na "digrii" kupenda kuchagua kazi za kufanya sio nzuri kabisa, kwa sababu nimegundua kuwa "thermometer" ina digrii nyingi tu lakini bado...
Habarini wakuu,
Nilileta topic ambayo ni 'akiniona anajificha, atakuwa ananipenda au hisia zangu tu?' kutokana na ushauri wa wadau ikanbidi nikamtokee,nilijipanga mtoto wa kiume nikatupia...
Hivi ni kwanini mwanamke wa kikwetu hapa Tanzania kama akimzimikia mwanaume fulani huwa anatingisha makalio yake? Yaani huwa kama akijua jamaa yupo mahali fulani basi atavaa kanga au nguo ya...
Amani Ya Bwana Iwe Kwenu Wote Wana Jamvi!
Hivi Ukiachilia Mbali JF( The Home Of Great Thinkers).Kuna Social Network Gani Nyingine Hapa Bongo Or Elsewhere Ambayo Naweza Kujoin Na Kupata Habari...
Wadau,
Embu hli suala liangaliwe vizuri ili kutosababisha matatizo ktk ndoa za watu.Jana nimetoka kazini, nikakatext ka mchepuko ka kitambo kidogo.
Mimi: Mambo vipi!
Mchepuko: Poa tu mpenzi...
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