JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Hili tatizo la kukosa usingizi usiku kama hivi haswa nikiwa na bando kwenye simu, hivi ninalo mimi peke yangu au?

Hebu tuzikumbuke Shule zetu za msingi tulizosoma miaka hiyo na Jambo gani ambalo hutalisahau? Aidha si vibaya ukasema ulikuwa unashika Nafasi ya ngapi. Karibuni!

Ni kawaida sisi wanaime kufuatlia Ili kujua yaliyomo yamo. Shida ni matokeo yake

Kwema wakuu ? Ninasikia Madilu system aliwahi kufika Dar miaka hiyo. Kwenye wimbo wake unaitwa Djaffar amemtaja mtu mmoja anaitwa Anielo (sina hakika na spelling) kwamba mtu huyu ni mkazi wa Dar...

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Nimepita sehemu nimekuta ng'ombe kasimama juu ya bati,ile juu ya bati juu ya nyumba Uzi bado

Kila nikisoma maandiko humu naona neno "MBUSUSU" halikosekani🙄 Mfano: kuchakata mbususu, kula mbususu nk.. Ni kinini hicho, maana Tanzania kwa Rejesta/ maneno yasiyo rasmi mnajiweza... Naomba...

Weka emoj tuuuu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MCHIBO...

Bikra bikra! Enzi za kale babu zetu walihakikisha watoto wao wanatunza bikra zao hadi siku ya ndoa! Binti aliyejitunza alionekana kuwa ni bora zaidi Na heshima kubwa kwa wazazi wake! Njia...

Kulikuwa na washtakiwa watatu, Mmasai, Mmakonde na Mchaga. Wote waliukumiwa kufa/kuwawa kwa kukutwa na madawa ya kulevya, kule Jamhuri ya wa watu wa China. Serikali ya China kwa kuzingatia...

Katika pitapita zangu mitaani mji wa ZnZ, siku moja nilipata bahati ya kuwasikia ndugu zangu wa kule Pemba. Walikuwa wakijadiliana kuhusu kipindi kilichokuwa kimerushwa na runinga, kipindi...

A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was SUM TING HONG ("some thing wrong")...

A Tourist from Germany checked into a hotel in Tanzania. At Arusha Ngorongoro Crater...! There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally...

Tajiri hatoi maelezo mengi pesa ndiyo inaongea. Kwanza ifahamike hapa sitongozi bali natoa nafasi kwa wadada wa jf. Huyu mpenzi wa sasa amenishinda, hajui kitu kuhusu mapenzi. Tajiri Sina BAYA...

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give...

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr Schwartz, he made an...

Jamaa mmoja wa kichaga aitwae Masawe aliamua kurudi kwao kwenda kusheherekea christimas kama kawaida yao karibu wachaga wote… Baada ya makaribisho ya hapa na pale na baada ya kupata mbege...

Wanangu wa bata npo nawapambania hapa

Kwanza namshukuru sana mwenyezi Mungu kuiona siku ya leo. Happy birthday to me, leo nimetimiza miaka kadhaa duniani hapa. Nimeingia floor ya tatu na zaidi, sina mengi niliyofanikiwa ila...

Salaam alyekum, wakati sosho media zimejaa taarifa zisizo na tija sijui gwaji boy, sijui gen z binafsi naona ni kama kelele za chura ambazo hazimzuiii kuendelea na kazi huo ulikuwa utangulizi...