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Cheating! Unapojishitaki mwenyewe bila kujua.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nesindiso Sir, Nov 16, 2007.

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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    A mortician was working late one night. It was his
    job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent
    off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body
    of Mr Schwartz, he made an amazing discovery -
    Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
    "I'm sorry, Mr Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I
    can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge
    private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
    And with that the coroner used his scalpel to remove the
    dead man's privates. The coroner stuffed his prize into a
    briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his
    wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe,"
    he said, opening his briefcase.
    "Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"
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    Asante kwa kunichekesha ndugu yangu, yani nilikuwa down kwelikweli. Mungu akubariki.