Take a breath and ......... Lol

[Bowbow]

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar
Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank
faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
1775" he said. "Very good! Said the teacher.


Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall
not perish from the Earth?" Again there was no response except from
Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its
history
than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians". "Who said that?" she
demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At
that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke" The teacher
glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,
Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush Sr to the Japanese Prime Minister in
1991"

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar
jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost mob hysteria
someone
said "You little shit, if you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit
to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher Fainted, and as the class gathered around the teacher on
the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" And, Chandrashekhar said
quietly, "George Bush, Iraq , 2005."